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  1. krosfyah

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    On Ron Artest's birthday he always get his wish ...because the candles blow themselves out when they see him coming.

    A man once walked in front of Ron Artest's house and he may have stepped on a crack. Ron Artest broke his mother's back.

    Ron Artest's apartment is on the 13th floor.

    At the end of every rainbow was a pot of gold. So don't bother anymore because Ron Artest already took it.
     
    #281 krosfyah, Oct 31, 2008
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    you sure it's his tear? I heard that only crocodile's tear has that function.
     
    #282 tsunami, Oct 31, 2008
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    Ron Artest takes Iron Ore as a vitamin supplement.

    Ron Artest thinks Fannie & Freddie should toughen up, and use some real leverage.

    Ron Artest thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal.

    Ron Artest doesn't hedge. He waits.

    Ron Artest doesn't mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.
     
    #283 hotblooded, Oct 31, 2008
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    haha man this is my new sig.
     
    #284 kingk0ng, Oct 31, 2008
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    #285 LLFoolJ, Oct 31, 2008
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    Ron Artest takes the red pill ...and the blue pill.
     
    #286 krosfyah, Oct 31, 2008
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    The GOAT!!!
     
    #287 BigPun662, Nov 1, 2008
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    Ron Artest will earn his contract. Dallas game is a message to the league.
    Maloofs are fools.
     
    #288 FanSince93, Nov 1, 2008
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    this one wins it
     
    #289 Qball, Nov 1, 2008
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    How V For Vendetta should have ended-

    Creedy: "Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?"
    V: "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is Ron Artest, Mr. Creedy, and Ron Artest is bulletproof."
     
    #290 nojstradamus, Nov 1, 2008
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    [​IMG]
     
    #291 rocketman1979, Nov 1, 2008
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    ROTFLMBAO!....That shyt was funny az hell
     
    #292 Untraceable, Nov 1, 2008
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    Ron Artest is so awesome dorks buy his music.

    [​IMG]
     
    #293 fmullegun, Nov 1, 2008
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    Two rights dont make Ron Wrong. :D
     
    #294 FanfromJaysCity, Nov 1, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn't board his windows for a hurricane, he just stands outside and rejects any incoming projectiles.
     
    #295 SeeingRocketRed, Nov 1, 2008
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    LOL

    This one's ftw
     
    #296 ShadyMcGrady, Nov 1, 2008
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    Fact is better than fiction.

    Ron Artest broke MJ's ribs during a pickup game because MJ called him poor.
     
    #297 rockbox, Nov 1, 2008
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    Lol my ass.
     
    #298 bmthint, Nov 2, 2008
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    lol...

    Ron Artest is kryptonite's kryptonite

    Ron artest once walked out of a black hole
     
    #299 Untraceable, Nov 2, 2008
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    Ron Artest once t-bagged Shaquille O'Neil in a heated Halo 3 match.
     
    #300 hed, Nov 2, 2008
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