i was drunk a few weekends ago and i just said "hey girl...you're fine...all eat your ass."..........and she laughed and walked away
I usually use what are called neg-hits to break the ice with a girl that I find attractive. Neg-hits are negative comments about a girl said in a comical way. For example I say something like, "I can see that your pedicure doesn't really match your shoes." And ofcourse that's when she is wearing open toe shoes with a sexy as hell pedicure. So basically anything that I find sexy about that girl (i.e. her pedicured feet), I try to make a neg-hit about it. Works most of the times.
lost in your "strategy" is the fact that you're noticing "sexy as hell pedicures". Guess you're a 'feet' guy
"I wanna taste you....." Gotta be pretty buzzed and not give a F... usually works if not it at least gets a laugh and convo.
Guilty! The trick is that you have to practice with neg-hits. Because if you don't come across as joking or teasing she'll think that you're a jerk. But overall, pick up lines are not needed at all. A girl who is interested just wants you to go over and talk to her. It doesn't matter what you say. You just need a good ice breaker. Right?
The bottom line is this... if she likes you and she's "DTF" you can say pretty much whatever the hell you want.
My roommate would like me to post this. I am brown so he wants me to say: "Hey Baby! Wanna see a brownie rise?!?"
"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body... would you like one?" Now that's classy!
My best pick up line? "Hey, Ron Artest is trying to join the Rockets forums I'm a member of. We're practically best friends."
if you want to see Fuffy alive again, you'll give me your phone number, in a soon to be disclosed area... no cops or (make a gashing gesture with your finger across your neck)
Axl Rose is a pretty straight forward guy. "I want to ***** you." Axl Rose reportedly came on strong to Kelly Osbourne at a party. Designer Richie Rich watched the whole thing go down and couldn't believe the crap coming out of the 46-year-old singer's mouth, according to OK! Magazine: "He was really weird with her," said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. "He kept leering at her and saying, "I want to ***** you!" "I want to ***** you." Axl Rose, everybody. World class Casanova - if it were 1985.
