Where: Westheimer Ave. When: Between 12-3 AM every Friday and Saturday night What: Pick your favorite rice mobile and put a huge and EXTREMELY noisy exhaust on it. I saw everything from the speedy 4 cylinder Honda Civic to the smoking fast Chevy Cavalier 2 liter. Who: Basically it seemed like thousands of racers last night. Why: Who the hell knows? I guess they figure to increase the resale value of their crappy cars, but it kept me up all night long!! No offense if you own one of these noise makers.
I was watching COPS last night, and these guys peeled out right in front of a cop. The first driver (camaro) slows down while the second driver (mustang) continues driving. The cop through a microphone of sorts tells the camaro to follow him. A couple of blocks (minutes) later, the mustang finally pulls over. The cop is like "damn, the camaro must have made a U". How many of us would have made a U? When the cop gets out of his car, the camaro pulls up behind the mustang. Both get ticketed for racing. And the cop had a big smile on his face. He got two cars to pull over with one squad car.
They love to hang out at James Coney Island on Bering. Or is that the 40-50 year olds who ride the motorcycles?
Those punk ass kids hang out at the Randalls parking lot at Westheimer and Wilcrest. GET OUTTA MY NEIGHBORHOOD, PUNKS!!!! os
Man, I want a huge ass Rice Tank. What that is basically, is a Toyota Tundra jackd up really high with big ass tires so i can run over Rustangs and Camaros, and yes, even Civics and Integras. Them too. Civic and Intega drivers are annoying. Not the car, but the people or poseur in it.
Find an open spot take a shotgun shoot it straight up in the air and watch them scatter like ants! We did this one time before when they blocked the parking lot at a resteraunt we were going to after the clubs were closed. Just seeing all those "Kids" and Punks scatter running for cover was a riot! They had no clue where the blast came from. Call me nuts but I had the last laugh and the parking lot cleared in no time so we just drove in parked,ate and watched the laws just swarm looking to see where the shots came from.
The never ending battle between "punks" and "geezers" continue. Tune in next Saturday when a young whippersnapper cuts off an old man doing 23 in a 55. -Ninj
Some punks jacked my Honda symbol. Now, instead of enjoying my Spring Break, I have to spend money on a Honda symbol while some 8th grade b**** has my symbol on his backpack. Fortunately, my chrome bevo was not hurt or I'd have been really pissed. F U punks. F U.
Rice Burners are cool in the movies - but on the road they are too loud and annoying. Oh and they are too slow - I just smoke 'em. 2000 Camaro SS