Where do I begin? You better have a thick skin for drama. I know a guy (about 25 or 26) that runs an escort service here in Austin. He's always getting calls from those hoes. I guess he does alright.
<img src="http://www.upgrayedd.com/upgrayedd2.jpg" width=360 height=240> You see gentlemen, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
LOL! nice. Pros - you can get "it" anytime you want, with multiple chicks. Cons - You'll probably end up on Jerry Springer.... Well actually that could be a Pro too. That way you can advertise your hoes on national TV. So that means the Pro's outweigh the Con's. My God, I don't see how you can go wrong being a pimp.
Your main job as a pimp (besides exploiting your hoes) is to beat people up, right? Pimps exist to make sure johns actually pay. I'd think someone named Apollo Creed could excel there, so I think you're golden.
I remember Pimp Don Juan being asked this question a few years back in an interview (about how to become a pimp). He said give a friend of your $2000 and tell him to pay a girl that money for sex, but under the condition that she gives ALL of the money to you. Then you buy the girl clothes and jewelry and stuff or something like that.
That whole exploiting people, illegal activity thing are obvious, uh, cons. The pros? You get to use a gold encrusted cane and goblet on regular occasions, possible appearances with Snoop Dogg and the respect of your parents.
