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Photoshop the Joy - Homecourt Advantage

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Doctor Robert, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. rsnm

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    I root for this one. Damn funny. ROTFLMAO ;)
     
  2. KingCheetah

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    HAHAHAHAHA :D
     
  4. heypartner

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    Tracy so looks like a virgin in that photo.

    hahahahahaha
     
  5. Sishir Chang

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    Why do the Chinese Photoshops keep on portraying JVG as a woman?
     
  6. marciagong

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    Just because he's got long hair doesn't mean that he is a woman.
     
  7. Bobblehead

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    wow i didnt know JVG had such a nice chest :D
     
  9. rocketman1979

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    im so up right now for the playoffs. :D
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    LOL, yeah I noticed that too.
     
  11. max14

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    WOW who is that lady ? And where can I get more of her pics ?
     
  12. Biggoron0

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    I think that's ancient Chinese garb for guys.
     
  13. Bobblehead

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    #233 Bobblehead, Apr 22, 2007
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    No, but the fan, the slender neck and the hair tie are good clues.
     
  15. roxfan123

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    All these apply to men in the ancient time in China. The fan, especially, is more or less implying that JVG is really, really smart...
     
  16. smeiou78

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    MY HERO!!!!
     
  18. smeiou78

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    WOW THAT IS AMAZING!
     
  19. smeiou78

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    AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
     
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    JVG's Ten Commandments

    1. Thou Shall Not Turn Over Thy Ball
    2. Honor Thy Rebounds and Free-Throws
    3. Thou Shall Not Allow Dribble Penetration
    4. Thou Shall Not Ask for More Playing Time, Especially If Thou Cannot Follow Thy Lord's First Commandment (Thy Lord Careth Not If Thou Was Jesus of Thine Last Tribe)
    5. Thou Shall Not Pee In Thy Lord's Diet Coke
    6. Thou Shall Arrive at Training Camp In Shape
    7. Thou Shall Not Pass Thy Ball to Mutombo in Thy Paint
    8. Thou Shall Make Thy Open Jumpshots
    9. Thou Shall Not Commit Silly Fouls
    10. Unless Yao Is Open, Pass Thy Ball to T-Mac.
     

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