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John Patterson to work on Bonzi Wells

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Mordo, Jan 5, 2007.

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  1. Mordo

    Mordo Member

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    John Patterson is going to work on Bonzi Wells!

    Here is the word from Fran Blinebury.

    http://blogs.chron.com/franblinebury/2007/01/difference_maker_and_a_differe.html

     
    #1 Mordo, Jan 5, 2007
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  2. brantonli24

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    Now all we need to do is the hide John Patterson from Steve Nash :)


    Really hope that Patterson can cure Bonzi's back so well that he turns into, well, the Bonzi of the playoffs, and turns in a monster rebounding night every night, especially against the Spurs.
     
    #2 brantonli24, Jan 5, 2007
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    So bonzi's Injury was legit afterall?.. that patterson have a machine that can melt about 50 pounds worth of excess fat?.. i hope he does for Bonzi's sake.
     
    #3 blazer_ben, Jan 5, 2007
  4. Pistol Pete

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    After back treatment with Patterson, maybe we can send him to the Jared the Subway dude to help him drop about 30lbs.....
     
    #4 Pistol Pete, Jan 5, 2007
  5. Rookie34

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    Let 's sign Patterson with the TE! :D
     
    #5 Rookie34, Jan 5, 2007
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    seriously, that's why he has back issues
     
    #6 texanskan, Jan 5, 2007
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    Keith Jones for John Patterson!
     
    #7 weslinder, Jan 5, 2007
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    Patterson deserves respect- if Tmac Holds up, man it is whole new Tmac we are seeing these days.
     
    #8 anitasri, Jan 5, 2007
  9. YallMean

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    He needs to change his name in order to make more $$$. John Patterson is too mundane of a name for a witch doctor.
     
    #9 YallMean, Jan 5, 2007
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    I hope you were joking because I have mad respect for Keith Jones. But I agree, John Patterson should be made a mainstay on this team, attend every game, and possibly made an honarary team captain.

    Hell, maybe he could attend a game and the Red Rowdies could worship him for a while.
     
    #10 Rocket_Boy_34, Jan 5, 2007
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