Nair? What a dumbass. Everyone knows you are supposed to use tweezers to pull out each hair one by one. Or have a professional wax it off for you.
+ May your nuts Rest In Peace, my friend Troy. Que En Paz Descansen tus BOLAS, Amigo Troya. Praying for Troy's Balls, man... I don't know how you feel, but may I never feel like that... EDIT: If mexicans (like ME) ever did that, we'd get SHOT!
Use latex gloves for cutting hot peppers. Then you can rip them off, scratch your nuts, and get back to the party.
This reminds me of when one of my highschool football teammates put Ben Gay in another teammates jock. Hilarity ensued.
I swear this topic gets brought up like every couple of weeks..... I use Nivea shave balm, eliminates ingrowns, razor burn, and itching. I still can't understand why people think it's wierd, it helps to eliminate odors, it just feels better (though strange at first), to be completely smooth and the ladies appreciate going in that region and not flossing while they're down there.
This reminds me of that scene of Revenge of the Nerds when they put 'Liquid Heat' in all the football players jock straps. I was LMAO when I saw it for the 1st time.
What I don't understand is why people here recommend the waxing as a better alternative? "Hey Troy, you idiot. Instead of tolerating that burning sensation from the Nair, what you should really do is pay someone to pour hot melted wax on your sack and then rip the hair out of your scrotum." yeah.. that sounds alot better. Seriously, Troy, you're like American Pie or Something about Mary.... only, you're real. -- droxford
Well, Nair is probably worse than wax because you may be able to absorb the chemicals through skin of your scrotum. Troy, you're not intending to have children are you?
Troy, have you ever thought about being a standup comedian? All you have to do is talk about your everday experience and you would make the crowd go nuts.
UHHGGHHHHHH YOu know I just had the perfect post cataloguing all of TM's posts for the entire last year and giving a narrative, but then it got eaten up when it exceeded the smilie limit and erased when I hit back.. Dammit, Troy, this was quality fun at your expense (in a friendly way) that just occupied 30 minutes of my valuable time. Dammit. I will just post a link to the titles then, people make up your own narratives... http://bbs2.clutchfans.net/forumdis...rtfield=postusername&perpage=25&pagenumber=16 Jack Black , Naomi Watts to star in King Kong remake. Troy McClure 27 428 03-31-2004 04:46 PM by mrpaige Garden State - The Movie Troy McClure 21 380 08-30-2004 10:57 PM by Rocketman95 Am I strange because I love a girl, but not in a sexual way ? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 56 1366 10-16-2004 12:54 PM by lost_elephant What the hell is there to do in houston that is fun for a couple (man,woman)!? Troy McClure 19 460 09-21-2004 05:36 PM by Troy McClure Does mar1juana give you man-boobs ? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 30 472 09-24-2004 06:24 PM by LegendZ3 Just got my heart ripped to shreds by girl... need help. ( 1 2 3 ) Troy McClure 88 1934 10-18-2004 06:29 PM by rm365 When it rains, it pours.... ( weightlifting injury ) Troy McClure 14 298 10-13-2004 01:28 PM by nWo34Life To whom it may concern ( final time Ill post personal stuff here) Troy McClure 20 536 10-20-2004 02:50 PM by NJRocket IS there any place online that sells cheap dvds ? Troy McClure 17 224 10-21-2004 11:25 PM by Hippieloser Where's the best pizza (place) in Houston ? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 54 703 10-26-2004 12:04 AM by Elliott03 When the F is Autumn going to arrive ???? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 35 535 10-25-2004 08:40 PM by Gutter Snipe Poll: Who should be the Late Late host ? Troy McClure 19 418 11-06-2004 11:51 PM by StupidMoniker http://bbs2.clutchfans.net/forumdis...rtfield=postusername&perpage=25&pagenumber=17 Tenacious D - "In the Pick of Destiny" Troy McClure 13 261 11-11-2004 10:28 AM by bobmarley Having trouble sleeping... ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 32 460 11-13-2004 02:21 PM by Cohen Favorite Thanksgiving side dishes ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 45 415 11-20-2004 12:46 AM by rockbox Poll: NFL MVP - Manning , McNabb , Brady, Owens Troy McClure 15 362 12-07-2004 05:24 PM by moestavern19 Best Ice Cream ( 1 2 3 ) Troy McClure 77 904 12-09-2004 09:51 AM by akperez Who poisoned, Ukraine's opposition leader, Yushchenko? ( Check out his face!!) Troy McClure 2 144 12-08-2004 09:07 PM by Uprising Worst Christmas Gift : The Big Can of Popcorn or Fruitcake ? Troy McClure 27 397 12-15-2004 04:30 PM by Troy McClure Mental / Erection problems... ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 51 1013 01-18-2005 01:51 PM by moestavern19 Anchorman : Wake Up, ROn Burgundy worth the extra $10.00? Troy McClure 14 432 01-20-2005 12:07 PM by Rocketman95 Is there such a thing as "sleep punching"... Troy McClure 18 263 01-24-2005 09:50 AM by ima_drummer2k How does one enter the inner circle of Manny Ramirez? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 36 1131 02-21-2005 02:25 AM by Da-Glyde Sylvester Stallone really started out in p*rn??? Troy McClure 14 580 03-22-2005 08:19 AM by RocketMan Tex New lady... Troy McClure 20 648 03-23-2005 03:39 PM by Troy McClure Don't "Nair" your sack... ( 1 2 3 ) Troy McClure 78 1974 03-28-2005 05:19 PM by SamFisher
We initiated some kid to the soccer team back in the day by putting this stuff called 'white heat' in his jock. White heat is industrial strength ben gay ~ man did we get him good. He did not take it well at all and he kept trying to start fights etc.-- therefore his nickname for the next two years was 'white heat'.
