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2026 Midterms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by The Captain, Nov 13, 2025.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    • Dee Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll go to the doctor and we'll get all of our paperwork and we'll get full benefits.
      Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll just collect for just a little while, until we get settled. And then, uh, I'll take the MCATs.
      Dee Reynolds: And I'll move to New York. Perfect.
      [notices crack dealer outside car]
      Dee Reynolds: Ahh!
      Dennis Reynolds: Ohh! My God! Whew.
      Dee Reynolds: Jesus!
      Dennis Reynolds: Wow, you scared us. Oh, not 'cause you're black. No, no, no, we're not racist.
      Dee Reynolds: No, no, God no.
      Dennis Reynolds: No, it's just that the neighborhood is scary...
      Dee Reynolds: If you were another ethnicity you'd pop, you'd really pop up.
      Dennis Reynolds: But it's a nice neighborhood, I mean, it's okay... It's the nature of this...
      Crack Dealer: Roll your window down.
    • Crack Dealer: Whatchu need?
    • Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one please.
    • Crack Dealer: One what?
    • Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one... rock of crack... A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
    • Dee Reynolds: Um, how much would you recommend for a first time user?
    • Crack Dealer: Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. Two for the price of one.
    • Dee Reynolds: Really? Oh, that's very nice of you.
    • Dennis Reynolds: Oh, that sounds good. How much?
    • Crack Dealer: mmm...200 dollars?
    • Dennis Reynolds: Sounds reasonable, great. Okay.
    Later:
    • Dennis at the welfare office: Hello. Hi, um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my r****ded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please.
     
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  2. Amiga

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    Ken Paxton vowed to crack down on ‘illegal voting.’ He may have violated Texas election law – Houston Public Media

    The Texas attorney general appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite his warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent your residence on election records.”

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    "You must register to vote using the address where you reside," the attorney general's guidance stated.

    Despite his own warnings, Paxton appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years, including in May's runoff that made him the Republican nominee for U.S. senator, according to records obtained by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune.
     
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  3. CCorn

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    i do question if any of these odd looking individuals own mirrors.
     
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  4. Reeko

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    Is this really what they’re gonna go with? They’re not even bothering to talk policy.

    Talarico looks like a clean shaven average white dude

    JD Vance looks like a lesbian Daryl Morey and wears eyeliner

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    their president is a f*tass who wears a diaper

    nobody believes Ted Cruz is masculine

    Ken Paxton doesn’t look “manly”
     
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  5. deb4rockets

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    I find it all so lame. They dig for this kind of crap to roll with when their policies s*ck. How someone's face looks has nothing to do with their ability to do the job. These guys think being macho is more important, yet half of them don't fit what I would consider macho.

    Trump isn't what I would call manly. Posting Al generated memes of himself looking macho doesn't make him manly. It's not reality. I bet he has never done anything most men do, whether it's outdoor work, changing the oil on a car, fixing something broken around the house, changing a tire, or anything requiring getting his hands dirty. Dude has probably never even gone camping, pitched a tent, baited a hook, gone hiking, washed and waxed a car, used a table saw, or built anything himself. Not only that, he's been wearing foundation for years. Nothing manly about that.
     
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    the vast majority of them aren’t manly, don’t look tough, and a good amount of them are gay and in the closet

    Kristi Noem’s husband was out here dressing like a woman with big t*tties

    Ted Cruz talking about anybody’s manhood is insane to the point of mental illness

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    people like this are questioning Talarico’s masculinity

    be for real

    hell, at least Talarico can claim that his stomach doesn’t enter the room before he does…Ted Cruz looks like he has a basketball tucked under his shirt

    Trump insulted Ted Cruz’s wife, and Ted was groveling on his knees for him a week later…that’s not a man
     
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  7. Space Ghost

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    new lows from the party of inclusion and moral authority. Apparently its now acceptable to shame people for ‘looking’ homosexual. Liberals used and abused the blacks. Now they used the alphabet people, they will proceed to abuse them.
    Truly despicable people
     
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    Comparing a random poster to arguably the most powerful politician in texas.
     
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    This is a perfect example of most men in the GOP.
    They brown nose and grovel on their knees to a point that it's nauseating to watch. They don't have the courage or integrity to stand up to him when he flat out crosses the line with his nasty insults, lies his ass off, breaks the law, and does things that put people's lives in danger.

    Suck ups and cowards aren't manly, and neither are bullies, pedos, and rapists. Real men have integrity, and treat others with dignity and respect.
     
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  10. peleincubus

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    You seem drunk or high.
     

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