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[BentCarrot] Doctors say you're more likely to fracture your penis at Christmas

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Dec 21, 2023.

  1. clos4life

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    I can't be the only curious to know what it entails now, right?
     
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    Leave @Jontro alone, right? He's most likely had bad advice

     
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    Sorry for making you think about your estate planning and maybe getting term life insurance from Big Lou.

    The “kids” born in 99 are about to become medical doctors. Medical students born in 98 will be interns in July.
    Students born in 2001 and 2002 are applying for medical school.

    so I feel old.
     
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    it is often clinically obvious that a man has suffered a penile fracture, and the most obvious sign is deep bruising at the base of the penis and a rapid loss of erection. It’s called an “eggplant” sign. These patients will often get ultrasound imaging of the penis to find the defect/fracture fibrous shell around the corpus cavernosum, but if it’s suspected clinically and not confirmed with imaging, the patient still goes to the OR for penile degloving to directly visualize the corpus, injection into the corpus to document the leak, and if present, primary sewing of the injury with putting the skin back on the penis.

    So be careful out there and be mindful where your bat is and only swing when you know it’s in the box, and you won’t risk striking out.
     
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  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Don't try to shift into fifth when you only have a four speed.
     
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    Jeez, and I thought finger degloving was bad enough.
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