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Your Momma is So Clutchfans... (jokes)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PhiSlammaJamma, May 18, 2023.

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  1. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    I'll get it started. U can bring it home.

    Your momma is so Clutchfans that her pregnancy test results came back, "Maybe Yes. Maybe No."
     
    #1 PhiSlammaJamma, May 18, 2023
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    Your Momma is so Clutchfans, when you're Father asked her if she was there yet, she responded ...."soon".
     
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    My mom is actually basketballholic
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans she thought you deserved your own thread
     
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    Houston77 COOKIES AND CAKE, MY TEAM BAKED!
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans that she makes me Harden.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans that she got Stoned!

    Go Rockets!!!
    .......
    .......
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans, every time she reads the Global Times, Sura falls in a faint.
     
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    burlesk Serious business
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    ... in related news, your mama is so Clutchfans, your daddy is none other than the Duke of Truth himself.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans, see wears Sengun panties every day
    of the week..... Wednesday hump day has, I'm so happy on the front.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans that she starred in “My Life” with Michael Keaton.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans that when I proposed a 69er, she asked for a 99er.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans, she found out she had herpes by eavesdropping on a conversation at the Greenspoint food court.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans she posts her Random Trade Ideas In.Every.Thread.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans even she knows this is going to be a LONG off season.
     
    #15 Believe It!, May 18, 2023
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans she has no sauces.....like non
     
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    Your Momma is so Clutchfans, she falls in faint.
     
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    I.D.I.O.T.
    I mean
    S.D.H.O.T.
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a
    basketball team in San Antonio
     
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    BHannes2BHonest 2 SOLID FOR WEIRD AZZES

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    Your momma is so clutchfans any time you ask her for something, she responds Tuesday at 5:45
     
    #20 BHannes2BHonest, May 18, 2023
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