Florida elementary teacher arrested for soliciting, traveling to meet 2-year-old https://weartv.com/news/local/flori...d-for-soliciting-traveling-to-meet-2-year-old
Damn, that guy probably deserves his own thread. Sounds like he's an absolute serial nut job, to put it mildly.
Florida man paints door with sheep’s blood. Said it was to protect his son. Three days later drags his family through a river running from the cops. Not heard from again for 40 years.
"Florida man caught with bag containing 200 foreskins of men from his neighboring community. Reports indicate this is the same individual who killed local heavyweight celebrity by flinging a rock at his head several years ago as a teen."
Man destroys a building and kills everyone inside it including himself because he was angry someone cut his hair.
Lol. I watched this clown show last night and was going to post it today but wasn't sure it was Florida enough.
Reminds me of the joke where a retired rabbi took all the foreskins he cut and collected to a tailor. The tailor hands him a wallet. Rabbi is pissed because he had a jar full of skins. Tailor calms him down by telling rabbi that if he rubs the wallet a few times, it becomes a briefcase.