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Pre-Game thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Daddy Long Legs, May 28, 2018.

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How do you pre game?

  1. work out

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  2. drink alcohol

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  3. smoke weed

    5 vote(s)
    41.7%

  4. blast hype Music

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  5. jerk or get laid

    5 vote(s)
    41.7%
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  1. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    How many of yall have started pre gaming? What do you include in your pre game routine?
     
    #1 Daddy Long Legs, May 28, 2018
  2. Snow Villiers

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    Mother of my child finna give me head in a bit.
     
    #2 Snow Villiers, May 28, 2018
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  3. Mr. Space City

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    beating the warriors on nba 2k18 with the rockets.
     
    #3 Mr. Space City, May 28, 2018
  4. rocketsjudoka

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    You forgot: Surf Clutchfans
     
    #4 rocketsjudoka, May 28, 2018
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  5. TheRealAllpro

    TheRealAllpro Morey only fan

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    Jerk? I thought I was only one who would go into public and be a jerk to everyone to get hyped for the Rockets!
     
    #5 TheRealAllpro, May 28, 2018
  6. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    jerk off
     
    #6 Daddy Long Legs, May 28, 2018
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  7. justtxyank

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    I’m 4-0 in attendance at the playoffs this year. I was going to stay home today and eat roast and watch the game with my family.

    I have decided instead to pregame by showering and getting dressed in red. Toyota center will be the site of my pre game tonight.

    I’m going to the game boys! Let’s win it!
     
    #7 justtxyank, May 28, 2018
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  8. TheRealAllpro

    TheRealAllpro Morey only fan

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    Are you new to the internet?
     
    #8 TheRealAllpro, May 28, 2018
  9. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Are you new to masturbating?

    Im referring to the act where a male whips his schlong out and starts going at it.

    Grow up kid.
     
    #9 Daddy Long Legs, May 28, 2018
  10. Progs

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    Drinking a couple of Blue Moon's beforehand.
     
    #10 Progs, May 28, 2018
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  11. swyyyguy

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    I think he meant jerking off
     
    #11 swyyyguy, May 28, 2018
  12. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Only TWO people voted for working out? Freaking bunch of obese fatsos in here. Must be on that FATT diet

    FYI - I got my workout at the 24hr before the game
     
    #12 FTW Rockets FTW, May 28, 2018
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