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Getting a dog soon. I'm naming it after a Rockets player...

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I'm getting a dog soon, what should I name it?

  1. James Harden

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  2. Von Wafer

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  3. Brad Miller

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  4. Patrick Beverley

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  5. Carl Landry

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  1. mdoggnic

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    My vote is for either “Elie” or “BARKley”
     
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  2. Carl Herrera

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    Brad Miller - I forgot he was ever on Houston? I have completely blocked the post Yao/Mac pre-Harden perpetual 9 seed years from my mind.
     
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    How about just Clutch?

    Barkley would also be a fitting name, but not the ideal Rocket to name your dog after.
     
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    This will help you recall

     
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    best part of that was the Power Dancer at the end :D
     
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    I think it needs to be a name that fits when you're not happy with the dog as well.

    Can you imagine yourself saying "Bad Patrick Beverley"? "You've ruined it, Patrick Beverley." "Stop eating ****, Patrick Beverley."

    Given my observations of Clutchfans opinions, I would suggest "The Lower Bowl."

    If it's a small dog you plan to dress up in ridiculous outfits, then name is obvious, since you can attach a tag that says "Calvin Murphy's wardrobe was provided by ___".

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    I'd say a generally-lovable, but not infallible Rocket is your best choice, so the name always fits the situation.
     
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    My cat is named Maxwell. My previous cat was named Sam Cassell.
     
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    Drexler is a great name for a dog
     
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    Always thought Barkley was a good name for a dog.
     
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    Name it Max Kellerman
     
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    I wouldn't want it's name to be confused with a song from The Smashing Pumpkins' second album, although it is a very good song.
     
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    Skip to my Loo
     
  18. tinman

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    If you have a dog named STEPHEN A SMITH or MAX KELLERMAN
    you will have lots of suckers who care about them
     
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