Because I'm old, very white and happily married. If you're trying to unload any tickets for either show, please hit me up with an email. (I'm rich!) (Not really.)
Bumpin' - still white and married; still looking for Adele tickets for 8th or 9th to make wifey-wife vary happy.
I'm selling tickets for Adele. They are expensive but I can work a little with you on price. Here is my craigslist ad for Adele, text me if you are interested (my number is in the ad)... http://houston.craigslist.org/tix/5754472367.html