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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aussie rocket, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. BrooksBall

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    mazyar views this as a missed opportunity on your part.
     
  2. Vinsanity

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    did u pay him?
     
  3. aussie rocket

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    Well, i'm no moes, but I guess I go okay.

    :p
     
  4. Honey Bear

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    Maybe he just wanted to know how a regular sized penis felt?
     
  5. BrooksBall

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    Pause.

    Rewind, ideally.
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    I'll give you the same advice I give all my dates. "Just shut up and enjoy it."
     
  7. MoBalls

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    [​IMG]

    This guy thinks you’re the bomb.
     
  8. WhoMikeJames

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    Did he follow you home?

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  9. aussie rocket

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    I don't know.. maybe he was just a very pissed off, homosexual David Andersen apologist.
     
  10. saitou

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    Ah... the true purpose of this thread is finally revealed. :p
     
  11. aussie rocket

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    Ha.

    I find that deflecting it away with humor to be my best form of defense.
     
  12. Hoee Ass

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    hahah i've never seen the uncut version that was hilarious.

    man you are unlucky for that to happen.. then again.. you are lucky?
     
  13. bmthint

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    I would have definitely kicked his ass. I can't think of any other time where a man is more vulnerable than in a public restroom relieving himself. What kind of sick **** comes and touches you like that. You should have definitely told him to **** off... but with your fist.
     
  14. RedRedemption

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    You should have slapped him in the face with it. Suffice to say he would enjoy it... but it's worth a shot.
     
  15. Serg300

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    man you took your sweet time on reacting....just saying :p
     
  16. Oski2005

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    :rolleyes: heh heh heh :rolleyes:
     
  17. aussie rocket

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    I was totally stunned, and in the middle of taking a leak.
     
  18. Pete Chilcutt

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    Chow yun fat?
     
  19. jo mama

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    larry craig is a thai dude?

    so when the guy initially came up from behind and grabbed your ass did you say anything or did you just ignore and keep peeing? he might have taken the fact that you didnt openly object to be an invitation.

    i really cant say till it happens, but im pretty sure that i would have absolutely freaked out screaming at him when he grabbed my ass. even if he backs off there he deserves to be punched, but if he went went as far as he did w/ you he should expect the beat-down of a lifetime...especially in texas.
     
  20. aussie rocket

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    I was mid flow or I would of pissed off straight away - I didnt know what to say so I just ignored him.

    I thought gay recognised gay?....this guys gaydar must be seriously fkd...either that or my wife should be very worried.
     

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