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Apparently his hamstrings are made of crushed up doritos
Not a good flavor of doritos, maybe like a cool ranch. .185/.272/.311 this season. He's putrid.
Every Astros fan will remember the Dodgers series...nobody will remember the Cleveland one.
I mean, if leading into last week . . . Beelzebub offered the Faustian bargain of you can sweep the dodgers, but you must get swept by...
I'm about ready to take a flier on luis robert. He has to be worth a bag of doritos and $7.50 at this point.
