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Dankstronaut's Recent Activity

  1. Dankstronaut replied to the thread ClutchFans Game Thread: Timberwolves @ Rockets 1/16/2026.

    Didn't get to watch much but glad they won. Would it have made more sense to rest Adams against OKC? Hartenstein was out but T'Wolves...

    Jan 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
  2. Dankstronaut replied to the thread [Official] Home game clock malfunction thread.

    Where does Tilman shop for scoreboards, Acme Corporation? [IMG]

    Jan 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
  3. Dankstronaut liked Swapshop's post in the thread [Official] Home game clock malfunction thread.

    Time to bump this thread. I concede now it is more likely an equipment issue but damn.

    Jan 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
  4. Dankstronaut liked J.R.'s post in the thread [Official] Home game clock malfunction thread.

    Fire the scoreboard operator as well :D 141 Wolves 130 Mavs 111 Wizards 133 Sixers 124 Nuggets 120 Heat 132 Lakers 123 Hornets 118...

    Jan 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
  5. Dankstronaut liked LosPollosHermanos's post in the thread Does anyone doubt Ime sabotages Reed now?.

    "Houston is going to need the shooting of Reed Sheppard if they want to win a playoff series" ESPN cooking this ime ****

    Jan 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
  6. Dankstronaut replied to the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    Adams kinda looks like Ben Sullivan? Should've put hair on Stone that woul've been hilarious lol Yo big fella, (Ackerman) uh... maybe...

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
  7. Dankstronaut liked napalm06's post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    Vanessa Richardson

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
  8. Dankstronaut liked Le$$'s post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    Get used to shavin heads, hell okc has 3 first round picks in this years draft lol

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
  9. Dankstronaut liked Hank McDowell's post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    Craig Ackerman. Sorry, Craig...

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
  10. Dankstronaut liked Os Trigonum's post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    PILING UP THE MEME POINTS: 20 MORE

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
  11. Dankstronaut liked J.R.'s post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    [SPOILER] [IMG]

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
  12. Dankstronaut liked Os Trigonum's post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

    MEME POINTS AWARDED: 30 EFFORT EXPENDED: 50 TOTAL POINTS AWARDED: 80

    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
  13. Dankstronaut liked J.R.'s post in the thread Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?.

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    Jan 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
  14. Dankstronaut posted a new thread.

    Who Should Shave Their Head After OKC Loss?

    Victtor Wembanyama was so distraught after losing to OKC he shaved his poi..uh.. hair. Who on the Rockets is upset enough to lash out...

    Forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves

    Jan 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
  15. Dankstronaut replied to the thread ClutchFans Game Thread: Thunder @ Rockets 1/15/2026.

    It took a spinning, fading 15 ft bank from Tate and a Jeff Green 3 to break 90 at home. Blow it up.

    Jan 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM