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Move over Greg Oden, there's a new Pole Master in town. #1

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by VanityHalfBlack, Aug 12, 2020.

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    Dude does not have a 14" dick......

    The variance in size is statistically very small..... that is to say that 94% of all penises are within a very small variance, and each increase in size (or decrease) is extremely rare and becomes more rare the farther from the average they get.

    The number of guys with a penis that size in the world is incredibly small.
     
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    Rockets legend Joey Dorsey
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    Maybe his dick, maybe a hair dryer. Who knows.
     
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    I regret opening this thread.
     
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    Listen boy, there ain't nothing wrong with a group of men staring at dick prints and arguing about it on the internet. Not one dong I mean dang thing.
     
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    Shouldn’t have come here..
     
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    Did i stumble onto the dark web in this thread
     
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    I thought he meant Kilik...

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    Poland Spring bottles

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    Jalen and Jacoby already covered this. Jacoby asked Jalen if he would rather have a 14" rod or an NBA Championship and Jalen said, "there's the score to the game of basketball, and the score to the game of life."
     
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    Poland retaining pond water.
     
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    This thread is geh
     
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    The biggest dick ever.
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    Devin Booker at age 5 (far left) -> Devin Booker, present day (far right)?
     
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    ...just like the number of guys that are able to play in the NBA is incredibly small?

    Booker got double lucky in the genetic lottery, it seems.:D
     
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    Thats a p***y
     

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