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So my wife got it in the face again

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LonghornFan, Apr 18, 2013.

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  1. jank1434

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    Houstonians really need to stop eating Manu's sausage.
     
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    Deckard is an Austinite.

    Austinite?? doesnt sound right..

    whatever...point made.
     
  5. Louka

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    See, the thing is... I can't do something like this and then share it with my fellow clutchfans because my wife is a fellow clutchfan.
     
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    Sounds like the Boxer is gonna have some company on the floor once she finds out who as actually responsible for this......and I'm not talking about the other dogs.
     
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    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Dog puke on the bed next to you and you just covered it up and went back to sleep?

    That's nasty.

    Invest in a second set of sheets.
     
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    Another funny story! haha.
     
  10. LonghornFan

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    We have about 5, and it's a King set. It's not like I was laying in it. I had two more hours of sleep to enjoy. Dog puke was not a worry at this time, I was clean.
     
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    If she finds out... your chances of any hathaway in the future is gone.
     
  12. Uprising

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    My dogs do that. They stand on my chest doing the muh muh muh causing me to jump out of bed and make them lean over the toilet.
     
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    Why the misleading thread title. LonghornFan's wife not giving him what he really wants?
     
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    This thread is kind depressing to read.

    Very sad tale of a married life.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    He's the mouth p***y in the relationship.
     

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