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425 lb Gang Member Tried to Kidnap 10 yr Old Boy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BetterThanEver, Oct 10, 2012.

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  1. BetterThanEver

    BetterThanEver Member

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    Where's the chin?

    edit: I went back to add the full story, as requested by Uprising. Added a youtube video also. The infrared video of him in the dark is crazy. He is a giant white blob in total darkness.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/06/victor-joseph-espinoza-425-pound-gang-member-kidnap_n_1945240.html

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W0YxtLJEh1U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Big MAK

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    Haha, it looks like he has a Chipotle burrito hidden in his chin... He's the Hispanic version of a chipmunk
     
    #2 Big MAK, Oct 10, 2012
  3. Uprising

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    Why did you cut the article short?

    Left out the sniffing part.

    EDIT: That's some freaky stuff.
     
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  4. ROXRAN

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    Don't eat the children!
     
    #4 ROXRAN, Oct 10, 2012
  5. Rodman23

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    hotballa?
     
    #5 Rodman23, Oct 10, 2012
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  7. Major

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    Child annoyance is a crime?
     
    #7 Major, Oct 10, 2012
  8. LAFIRMA22

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    thats the hispanic version of DD
     
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  9. YaosDirtyStache

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    How does one get that fat?
     
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  10. BetterThanEver

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    There are some good comments on the story.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-trying-kidnap-boy-10-soccer-practice.html

    His gang specializes in McDonalds drive-bys.
    - Marc, Saint Clair Shores MI, United States, 6/10/2012 11:01

    Looks like he ate the rest of the gang!
    - victoria, greenville, 6/10/2012 10:31

    If they took the throat pouch of a pelican and placed it on a human, oh science, your amazing lmao.
    - San, The Emirates, Jamaica, 6/10/2012 10:02


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...a-425-pound-gang-member-kidnap_n_1945240.html

    10:21 AM on 10/07/2012
    And that's why humans and pelicans shouldn't mate.

    10:21 AM on 10/07/2012
    He's got more chins than the Bejing phone book.

    12:49 PM on 10/07/2012
    Are they sure that it was a kidnapping attempt, and the kid didn't just get sucked into his gravitational pull?
     
    #10 BetterThanEver, Oct 10, 2012
  11. Rodman23

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    DaDiddler?
     
    #11 Rodman23, Oct 10, 2012
  12. OmegaSupreme

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    immediately thought of the x-men arcade days.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HyR138Yui1c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  13. A_3PO

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    The guy's gigantic head probably weighs 60 lbs by itself.
     
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  14. Mr. Clutch

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    Why is smelling 10 year old boys creepy?
     
    #14 Mr. Clutch, Oct 10, 2012
  15. macalu

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    it's not like women's hair, amirite?
     
    #15 macalu, Oct 10, 2012
  16. Thefabman

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    Sounds like they caught him just in the neck of time.
     
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  17. Zboy

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    Was he hiding the boy inside his mouth?
     
    #17 Zboy, Oct 10, 2012
  18. LCAhmed

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    #18 LCAhmed, Oct 10, 2012
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    If fat white people eat sketti, what do fat Hispanic folks eat?


    Frejolli?
     
    #19 Roxnostalgia, Oct 10, 2012
  20. Carl Herrera

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    Dude reminds me of a (very) fat version of Ian McShane.


    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Carl Herrera, Oct 11, 2012
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