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[drunk girls] did I hear this correctly

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 25, 2012.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    So my neighbor and I host big parties for big sporting events in Boulder. Which means a 10k for Memorial Day that goes right by our house and today the biggest bicycling event currently going on in the world right now

    http://www.usaprocyclingchallenge.com/

    Neighbor gets an Avery brewery truck here (8 kegs) for free...he's so awesone... and 150 people planned. I do BBQ to feed them. Today there was 500 people easy, since we are on the race path...twice...both ways.

    Problem is we only have three toilets between us.

    Two super hot college girls come into my house to pee...which is fine...which is why I have the doors open. I'm shredding my pork, and one walks into to the kitchen to say this:

    "That's the best pee experience I've ever had."

    this is not a joke.
     
    #1 heypartner, Aug 25, 2012
  2. ScolaIsBallin

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    So why is this in the GARM?
     
    #2 ScolaIsBallin, Aug 25, 2012
  3. Artie_Fufkin

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    SPLASH!
     
    #3 Artie_Fufkin, Aug 25, 2012
  4. SuperBeeKay

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    calling the cops on this thread
     
    #4 SuperBeeKay, Aug 25, 2012
  5. Haymitch

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    So what you're saying is if Les put the Rockets arena on your street he would have better turn outs for home games?
     
    #5 Haymitch, Aug 25, 2012
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Highly disappointed considering thread title...
     
    #6 CometsWin, Aug 25, 2012
  7. v3.0

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    Parsons must have been in the bathroom.
     
    #7 v3.0, Aug 25, 2012
  8. ScolaIsBallin

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    Wait a sec... is "shredding my pork" a new term for jacking off?
     
    #8 ScolaIsBallin, Aug 25, 2012
  9. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    am I in the GARM right now? lol I blame this on Apple
     
    #9 heypartner, Aug 25, 2012
  10. cheke64

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    The smallest things excite you Brah. Im more interested in that boulder party you got going and the food.
     
    #10 cheke64, Aug 25, 2012
  11. Rox11

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    She must be talking about the Lin poster in the bathroom, why else would it be in the garm?
     
    #11 Rox11, Aug 25, 2012
  12. LosPollosHermanos

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    I don't get it what the big deal is? Unless she hinted on a bit more..
     
    #12 LosPollosHermanos, Aug 25, 2012
  13. supdudes

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    I've taken really good dumps...I guess it applies to numero uno as well
     
    #13 supdudes, Aug 25, 2012
  14. Rodman23

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    Congratulations, your bathroom was just used for two girls one cup part two...
     
    #14 Rodman23, Aug 25, 2012
  15. arkoe

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    HP must have the nicest bathroom ever.
     
    #15 arkoe, Aug 25, 2012
  16. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    you are in Boulder, right? this happened with 2 days notice. It's all my neighbor's doing. next time. 15th/Spruce. I need to remember the cfnet Boulderites. There is a party in mid sept...not my place, but you should come!
     
    #16 heypartner, Aug 25, 2012
  17. arkoe

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    You have TP interwoven with gold or something HP?
     
    #17 arkoe, Aug 25, 2012
  18. CometsWin

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    He has the three shells.
     
    #18 CometsWin, Aug 25, 2012
  19. Dei

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    Did she say that to you or you just overheard it?
     
    #19 Dei, Aug 25, 2012
  20. Rodman23

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    Maybe she just took a pregnancy test and it came out negative.
     
    #20 Rodman23, Aug 25, 2012
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