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What movie line made you laugh the hardest?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Dec 3, 2011.

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  1. Nero

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    "Would you mind telling me.. whose brain.. I.. DID put in?'

    "Any of em savvy English?" - "Hey man, who is this guy?"

    "It's about the worst case of being-halved I have ever seen."

    "That block was already messed up!"

    "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah."

    'He hates these cans!"

    "Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did."
     
    #61 Nero, Dec 5, 2011
  2. tmoney1101

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    "you going to bark all day, little doggy? or are you going to bite?"
     
    #62 tmoney1101, Dec 5, 2011
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL...

    "Damn these glasses, son.
    Yes sir! I damn thee!"
     
    #63 ima_drummer2k, Dec 5, 2011
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    Any line between Samuel L. Jackson and the guy he kills in the first scene of Pulp Fiction

    "What does he look like?"
    Bald, black
    "Does he look like a b****?"
    What?
    "Does Marcellus Wallis look like a b****?"
    "No"
    "Then why are you trying to **** him like one?"
     
    #64 da_juice, Dec 5, 2011
  5. Colt45

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    Derek: "Perhaps we could change the choreography?
    David: "The choreography?"
    Derek: "So the dwarves don't trod upon it."
     
    #65 Colt45, Dec 5, 2011
  6. Colt45

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    "Hell, H.I., yer young, you gotcher health; whatchoo want with a JOB?"
     
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    "I never would have been able to handle your ****ing 4 inch dick inside my p***y without that gigantic bottle of LUUUUUBE!"
     
    #67 RoxSqaud, Dec 5, 2011
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sSTWz-eWpYo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #68 BasketballReasons, Dec 5, 2011
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    Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper.

    Alan: Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
     
    #69 htownrox1, Dec 5, 2011
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    it's like we went to the same university or something. i came here to post "shut your ****in face, uncle****er!"
     
    #70 Rocketman95, Dec 5, 2011
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    Monty Python and the Life of Brian.

    "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
     
    #71 lalala902102001, Dec 5, 2011
  12. Rocket River

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c4q590ecFPc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


    TUGG: I killed one, Rick. . . . The thing I love most in the world.
    RICK: Vivica, get off the line now!

    RICK: A hooker. All right, you killed a hooker. . . Calm down.
    Here's what you're gonna do. . . .Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide and a ****load of lime.

    TUGG: No, a panda. . . I killed a panda.

    RICK: Amanda? Come on, dude. . . I mean, that's probably not even her real name.

    That last line kills me everytime.

    Rocket River
     
    #72 Rocket River, Dec 5, 2011
  13. Kim

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0NdNyi7v0-M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #73 Kim, Dec 5, 2011
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    Stu, "she's wearing my grandma's holocaust ring"
    Alan, "i didnt know they gave out rings at the holocaust"
     
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    Stu: There is a demon inside of me!
    Alan: Yes, there is semon inside of him.
     
    #75 fallenphoenix, Dec 6, 2011
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    woops, i believe it's actually

    Stu: Woah! Here's the deal man, I got a dark side. There's a demon in me.
    Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
     
    #76 fallenphoenix, Dec 6, 2011
  17. Uprising

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    I wanted to post " Hump? What hump?" From young Frankenstein.


    But this was a great scene too from another classic Mel Brooks film.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C3viQHsBFc4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  18. Nero

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    "He has a wife, you know. DO you know what she is called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox."

    Also, the entire scene in Young Frankenstein when Frederick tells everyone 'DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR!', then goes in and immediately chickens out and screams for his mommy. That whole scene never fails to crack me up. "I WAS JOKING!' hehehe

    And of course 'I will block the bookcase with my body!' *CRUNCH*

    SOO much goodness in that movie, it never ever gets old.
     
    #78 Nero, Dec 6, 2011
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    (black father)What you listening to?

    (white kid)That new 50 Cent... G.G.G.G.G.G.G. G-Unit!!!

    (black father)What? C'mon here in the car..G.G.G.G.G.G.G. Get yo azz in the car!!! LMAO

    Chapelle Show: Trading Spouses
     
    #79 javal_lon, Dec 6, 2011
  20. javal_lon

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    Any line from this movie

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    #80 javal_lon, Dec 6, 2011
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