My three are: 1. Pocahontas (Tia Carrere ftw!) 2. Belle (Angelina Jolie thing going on) 3. Tie between Megara and Esmeralda, both look like too much fun Jazmine looks too much like KK, which is a negative for me, because I kept imagining her as stupid as Kim. Sleeping Beauty's "high cheekbones" make her look like she just got slugged in the face. Ariel and Mulan were nice, of course, but I wish they would have done the chick from Princess and the Frog. Tinkerbell will be hot, and the chick from Tarzan, if they ever do her. Yes, I just posted in a thread about which fictional woman is hotter, big whoop, you wanna fight about it? Also, where's Snow White?
1. Belle 2. Jasmine 3. Ariel 4. esmeralda 5. Mulan 6. Pocahontas 7. Meg 8. Sleeping beauty 9. Ursula (Don't think she has much power when she's dead)
It's a toss up between indonesian/fillipino look-alike Pocahontas and deformed-arm Esmeralda. PocaHontas wins. Asia Carrera?
Saw these the other day. I tend to like these slightly more than the realistic ones. Probably NSFW. Beauty and The Beast Spoiler Snow White Spoiler Alice in Wonderland Spoiler Cinderella Spoiler Tinkerbell Spoiler The last two are tied for my favorite. Little Mermaid Spoiler Sleeping Beauty Spoiler Here's the site. http://www.dumage.com/disney-for-adults/ You're welcome pervs!
If you must know... Evelyn Lin (google image search obviously NSFW) Spoiler for Large but SFW pic Spoiler
Tramp! NSFW--language: Spoiler <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y410SQD2mz8?start=51" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I wish they would have picked a better pose for Belle, but I'll still go with her because she's a babe who likes to read books and I'm kind of beastly. She'd probably be the only one I could come close to closing in real life. I guess Mulan also spent some time with the common folk, but most of those chicks only go for the rich pretty boys. If Prince Charming had grown up in my town we would have kicked his pansy ass from hell to breakfast. On the other hand, Prince Philip fights dragons and stuff, so he would have been begrudgingly accepted and probably ended up playing QB. Yes, I have two daughters and yes, I have watched many of these films several times and yes, I have to think about this stuff way too much just to get through them. The things you do for your kids.
