This came as an epiphany today. Asians are elves 1. Physical features - Asians and elves are lanky and have slight builds and little facial hair. 2. Longevity - Elves live for hundreds of years. Asians don't live as long but several Asian countries have the longest lifespans for years now. Not to mention... 3. Agelessness - Elves and Asians carry their youthful appearances to their old age. 4. Mental aptitude - Elves are good at magic. Asians are good at math. 5. Superadvanced cities - Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Seoul are practically Rivendell, Quel'Thalas to the rest of the world. Anybody else think so?
Who get's to play Golem? I say Shaq. Ghouls? Emos + goths? and Dragons? Well dragons are no more... just like Bruce Lee is no more.
Asians are the offspring of elves and dwarfs. They are the last link to a time when dwarfs were industrial and elves were naturalists. As the two species aged they began to grow infertile. The two natural enemies had no choice but to procreate with each other. Finally the parent generations left for the undying lands, leaving that part of the world populated with asians.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/APB1WOta164" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 0:44 is when it gets good. I can't help being Asian!
