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Dallas weirdo stealing monkeys from zoo

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Jan 31, 2023.

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  1. KingCheetah

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    #1 KingCheetah, Jan 31, 2023
  2. likestohypeguy

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    "steal" lol who can own a monkey. Every single one of them to a monkey came with me on their own free will.
     
    #2 likestohypeguy, Jan 31, 2023
  3. clos4life

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    That's Dallas for you.
     
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    A lot of strange stuff going on at that zoo lately. The other week...it was a bobcat or something running around loose they eventually recaptured after spotting with a drone. Somebody making cuts into enclosures allowing animals to escape or something. Somebody will probably be doing some time after they are caught.
     
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  7. KingCheetah

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    Probably some Deep Ellum eco-hippies.
     
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    It's been even more than that... there was the clouded leopard that escaped, a vulture that died for suspicious reasons, some other monkeys that escaped, and now these monkeys. In the cases of the escapes, they say someone had apparently cut open the cages or something. Weirdos everywhere.
     
    #8 Dr of Dunk, Jan 31, 2023
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    Dallas. Basically Florida
     
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    closeted monkeys sounds more like a D&D topic
     
    #11 Os Trigonum, Feb 1, 2023
  12. KingCheetah

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    Or a an 80s ska band.
     
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    Dontcha monkey with the monkey.

     
    #13 Ottomaton, Feb 1, 2023
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    its all fun and games until your monkey eats your face
     
    #15 VooDooPope, Feb 2, 2023
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    Great..... what's next? Releasing the super chimps that we did horrifically unethical experiments on? This country....

     
    #17 dmoneybangbang, Feb 2, 2023
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    They found the thief



     
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    Tonight’s Battle of the Bands! Closeted Monkeys versus King Cheetah!
     
    #19 rocketsjudoka, Feb 3, 2023
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    Thank God they caught him. Finally I can rest.
     
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