[Poll] Have you ever wiped so many times that you finally said **** it and just took a shower?

Ninja dingleberry is worse.

 

Ok...this thread is now starting to make the Italian sausage thread look pretty A+.

 

link?

 

you try to wipe and the **** done caught you from the wrist. Those are a b****. I end up doing about 6 flushes so I don't clog the toilet.

 

Yeah. That's never happened.

 

I have a bidet and it’s great but how do people only bidet? I wipe then clean up with the water than wipe again.

 

TP, then flushable wet wipe(s). Spread the cheeks in the shower just in case.

 

yall dont have bidets???

 

I use diaper wipes exclusively at home, work or traveling. That dam Amazon bidet hit me right square in the bulls eye with all 40# of city provided water. I've been gun shy ever since.

 

The worst part about vacationing is the USA's horrific treatment of your butthole. No bidet, no handheld shower head, and tp that is somehow simultaneously too weak to stand up to the task (breaks apart, doodoo fingers, etc.) but also feels like high grit sandpaper.

What's the deal? This equipment is less than $100 per bathroom but every hotel, rest area, or petrol station leaves your butt crack feeling like a warzone.

People who object have dirty buttholes or don't wipe. That's sincerely all there is to it.

 

Most flushable wipes don't disintegrate well into sewer and septic systems. Hope y'all tested it personally or are throwing your poopy wipes in the trash.

These systems aren't cheap to fix or upgrade. It'd be like little kids flushing random things down the toilet

 

Not sure why you would wipe that aggresively...

 

Not sure why you would assume the pressure I use to wipe my butt...

 

There's an Italian sausage thread?

 

https://bbs.clutchfans.net/threads/italian-sausage-ruins-race.316706/

 

Dontchoo hate it when you finish yourshower....and THEN the poo poo train enters the tunnel?

 

I was 110% OK with not knowing that existed.

Thanks, though.

 

My assh*le is entirely too hairy to use toilet paper, its just smushing and spreading sh*t into my hairs. I wash every time and have been doing so since a teen.

People eating too much ass out here to not be washing your ass, this is an ethical necessity.

 

Time for a Bidet, trust me, you will never go back to without one.

DD