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Tiger Woods is in a Car Crash

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DFWRocket, Feb 23, 2021.

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  1. Surfguy

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    SPECIAL TREATMENT ALERT!!!

    CANCEL THEM!!!
     
    #101 Surfguy, Apr 7, 2021
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    Accelerated into impact. Maybe he was trying to cancel himself.
     
    #102 Ziggy, Apr 7, 2021
  3. J.R.

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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    If there's a car coming from the other direction at that moment the headline is probably "Tiger Woods Under Investigation for Manslaughter in Accident that Killed <insert number of people>" as opposed to "Golfers Dress up like Tiger in Show of Support."
     
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    He was so wasted the day before ... 85 in a 45 on that road is insane.
     
    #106 KingCheetah, Apr 7, 2021
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    In my opinion, anyone that crashes their car driving 87mph deserves to have their blood tested.
     
    #107 Newlin, Apr 7, 2021
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    Solid vehicle
     
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    Guess I'm buying a Buick now?
     
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    Accidently pressing the accelerator instead of the brake on cars a driver is not used to driving is a thing.
     
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    Especially when you're unconscious.
     
    #111 KingCheetah, Apr 7, 2021
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    Perhaps.
     
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  13. Surfguy

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    I think it all comes down to...is Tiger a bad driver?
     
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    Tiger with the draw there and ended up in the rough. Should have played the fade.
     
    #114 CrazyJoeDavola, Apr 7, 2021
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    DeChambeau would have jumped the house and caught the green.
     
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    I'm not sure why he would let the evidence be released. he gains nothing from it, unless he thinks it better to be seen as breaking the speed limit rather than the suspicion he was on drugs. It's really a lose situation because he was getting a decent amount of pity up to this point. And a lot of that will evaporate with the release.
     
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    Yeah umm, 85 in a 45 dude? wtf. Agreed with @PhiSlammaJamma , what does he gain by releasing this now?
     
    #117 TWS1986, Apr 8, 2021
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    Tiger is so lucky he is a golfer if he were black or Asian they would have thrown him under the jail.
     
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    #119 J.R., Apr 8, 2021
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    Always been the biggest weakness in his game.
     
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