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[Skidmarks] sex before 9.30pm?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020.

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  1. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    #1 TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020
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  2. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    not jontro.

    i clean before and after fap. it's like i was never even there
     
    #2 Jontro, Oct 26, 2020
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  3. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    You're a good man. No matter what they say.
     
    #3 TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020
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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I see. Author is at that 'empowerment' stage and got her first short haircut.

    [​IMG]

    It will grow out and she will learn to 'enjoy' a man's musk.

    Then she will cut it in her 40s in her inevitable transition to a Karen.
     
    #4 Xerobull, Oct 26, 2020
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  5. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

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    Wrong. It seems to me the author has smelled a smelly taint or two and has decided to out the culprit that didnt wash his poking stick before secksy time. I mean just look at this brute of a dude. Hes probably got a huge, smelly penis.

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    She's moving to Portland and buying a Subaru.


    (before you get all pc on me...my wife works for a Subaru dealership in the Portland area...the stereotype is real! Yes it's real...Subarus are underpowered!)
     
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Yes, everyone, male and female, should clean their junk before sexytime. No idea why this is controversial.
     
    #7 Buck Turgidson, Oct 26, 2020
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  8. Sajan

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    This.

    What's so hard about a quick shower?
     
    #8 Sajan, Oct 26, 2020
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    #9 Yung-T, Oct 26, 2020
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  10. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    #10 TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020
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  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    #11 Xerobull, Oct 26, 2020
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    We should just keep our **** clean in general. Like...When is the acceptable time to have **** smeared on your ass outside of the toilet?

    Wet wipes, bidets, and after **** showers need to be the norm for everybody.

    It's 2020 folks, people are eating ass these days, do we want to start another pandemic??
     
    #12 ThatBoyNick, Oct 26, 2020
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    #13 Andre0087, Oct 26, 2020
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    Good luck getting stinky Americans to use bidets...
     
    #14 RudyTBag, Oct 26, 2020
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  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    ...lol


    She's sort of a two-face. One pic she looks 20, the next, 50. Pick a look, sexpert!
     
    #15 Xerobull, Oct 26, 2020
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    Werecougar? Changes age with a certain moonlight...
     
    #16 Invisible Fan, Oct 26, 2020
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    Karen cut and dumb face she's making aside, I'd smash.

    Blond hair with black/dark brown eyebrows always looks weird as hell though.
     
    #17 ThatBoyNick, Oct 26, 2020
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  18. KingCheetah

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    Thicc
     
    #18 KingCheetah, Oct 26, 2020
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    Aint nothing wrong with being into thicc dudes man. Its 2020 and everything is becoming more progressive and Im glad you can admit your interests.
     
    #19 donkeypunch, Oct 26, 2020
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  20. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    She is most definitely thicc. :confused:
     
    #20 TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020
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