[Deadspin] Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Houston Texans

Lamar Miller was a bad signing? Uh. Okay.

 

You aren't supposed to take it seriously, it's like a roast or a gathering of the trolls. It's sort of like nearly every comment Mr. Clutch makes. Sure it's inaccurate, that's not the point, the point was to troll.

 

Harsh but some truth to it.

LOL

I hope Texans players see this and get angry

 

That's what I am hoping, because those were some really horrid points as to why we will suck. JJ's too popular so he sucks now?

I assume they will do this for every team.

 

Yeah, they do it for every team every year.

 

Hey, he picked my submission!

It's hard to roast a team with such a mediocre history, but this was good.

 

I actually thought the comments were funnier than the article.

 

Agreed, lame article.

Really the reason the team sucks is because they waste picks like confetti (six picks for busts Nix and Strong) and over pay guys (Cushing for one).

 

Lol, I just watched that episode a few days ago.

"Well, there's no flowers... or toys... or ... I mean, there's nothing on it. Where did you even find a cake like this?"

 

Other than the JJ Watt part.... It is 100% accurate.

 

Is this new? I could have sworn something like this is as posted here about a month ago.

 

LOL, that was the most accurate part of the article.

 

Injuries is the only way we suck... and we're on track... smmfh.

 

I don't think you get the point of this series...

 

I always love these every year. They get enough fans pissed off on social media for it to be worth reading.

 

I still have nightmares about Brian Hoyer. Interceptions. Interceptions. Everywhere.

 

Hard to use that kind of logic, considering two of your examples are questionable.