YOLO. My poop and butthole do not need to be wiped at all. Clean butthole with zero cleaning required just like cats.
now we're on the right track. wtf is going on here also the required link to Manny's perfect dump thread. one of the greatest
I've seen this question so many times, and I've never understood either option. Standing? Like straight up? Do you floss your crack? Sitting? As in both cheeks on the seat? What do you have, a bookmark for an arm? Doesn't everybody just kind of hover forward in a squatting position? I need diagrams. And Japanese toilets are game changers. If I ever buy a house, I'm installing one.
I used to be a stander... then I literally grew up. I am about 6'5" so it is kind of weird when you are wiping your ass and accidentally make eye contact with someone walking in the bathroom because your head sticks out above the stall walls. I sit now.
do some yoga or something. get some shoulder/arm flexibility same. maybe the only reason that matters in the own vs. rent argument
I thought this was common. If you got **** on any other part of your body you would probably utilize some type of moisture to clean it off. Get some wet wipes guys.
I'm a sitter. But the real secret to having a clean ******* is to shave it and use baby wipes to leave you nice and fresh.
everyone with the wet wipes...i assume you guys aren't aware--and maybe no one cares)--but those things wreak havoc on your house's pipes (long-term) and the sewage system at large much sooner. 95% of them don't disintegrate when flushed and just f everything up. You should be throwing them in the trash. I don't even use the things, but I happened to come across this when looking into it
The ones in the floor where you squat over it? Or the fully loaded seats? Talking bidet with temperature controlled water, seat warmer, music, night light, fresh scent spray, self cleaning seat? Are the hole in the ground squatters mostly in India and China? YES. I've done this before and it was amazingly smooth and easy to clean. I did it specifically for pooping purposes, but i got the idea from someone i know that has a girlfriend who forces him to shave his butthole so she can toss his salad and one of the perks he mentioned was easy wiping. It really does feel amazing, but i've only done it a few times because i am too lazy to do maintenance. I'm going to do it next shower! Thanks for the reminder! I think this is common knowledge. Though they make flushable ones a lot of people i know carry with them in individual packets in their pockets at work. I personally only poop at home. That's probably why i have terrible stomach issues. I hold it in if i'm in public. I can do empty movie theaters with tons of stalls, and i can do a private toilet at someones house where there is no traffic, but other than that, only home. After avoiding going in public and being used to it, i had my one and only accident like a year or two ago where it was really bad and my stomach was bubbling and i wasn't going to dare **** in the dive bar with one toilet and tons of people going in and out, so i walked outside far from the bar and just tried to walk it off, then i walked to the nearest fast food joint and they were closed so when it was at it's worst, i let what i thought was going to be a fart out and liquid rushed down my leg. Not a lot, but enough. Since i didn't drive to the bar, i stayed in a back alley till a good friend picked me up and took me home in the back of his truck. I learned my lesson and i know what foods to avoid if i am going out within an hour or two of eating. Anyway, it's because i only poop at home, that i can get naked every time i poop and i stand every time i wipe.
I've often wondered, with the right diet and hydration routine, would wiping even be necessary? Often when I'm fully hydrated and have sufficient fiber in my diet, there is nothing to wipe.
Stander at home, squatter in public restrooms(Can't be making eye contact over the door). Nothing better than when the perfect one is achieved and there's no need to do anything but get going.
