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The Murphy’s Law thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Will, Apr 20, 2016.

  1. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    Mark Jackson! I totally forgot he was available. Even worse at coaching than he is at commentary. Suddenly I'm less afraid of Scott Brooks.
     
  2. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Howard would be super tradable though. Don't overlook that. Great trade asset because he would be in a true contract year, and would definitely put up to get the money he thinks he's owed. Plus, the Rockets wouldn't wait till the half way point of the season to trade him, my guess is he'd be gone early.

    My fear is JBB comes back, and still continues to play it safe.
     
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    JB is given the head coaching job with a new contract during the summer. Brewer will play another year with the team. No free agent stars want to go to Houston because of Harden's iso's and heavy ball possessions.
     
  4. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    Oh there is much much worse.

    Howard gets a devastating injury and decides to opt in.

    Harden parties over the summer and does a lot of coke and comes back 20 lbs heavier and injures himself. Parties more and gets busted for grabbing a girls ass at a club and turns out fails a drug test and gets a 1-year suspension.

    No free agents come to houston. Rockets resign Dmo and he immediate has to have back surgery again after a summer scrimmage game.
     
  5. Spacemoth

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    Silver linings of the year: Kevin McHale who was never gonna take us anywhere anyways got fired. Then we found out JB Bickerstaff was an empty suit. James Harden dumped the Kardashians, and next year he'll play competent defense again, because his current defensive effort turned him into the national media's pinata.
     
  6. Htownballer38

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    Morey gets fired and takes his act back to Boston. Celtics win the Championship in year 1.

    We hire some no named coach who we never heard of and only winning 20 games.

    Harden sustains a major injury playing in that summer league he always plays in.
     
  7. steddinotayto

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    Worst thing?

    "Woj: Sources say Rockets will replace fired GM Daryl Morey with Billy King"
     
  8. Easy

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    Les finally realizes that tanking is the way to overhaul this team. He fires Morey and hires Hinkie to do the job. We become the Houston 76ers for the next 10 years.
     
  9. ClutchCity3

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    This team lol...I don't care anymore.
     
  10. Htownballer38

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    Les moves the Rockets to another state.
     
  11. FanSince93

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    Uh, loving this thread.

    Morey Parrots are all sh***ing in their pants all over the thread that their beloved master will fired soon. :grin:

    Coming out with hypothetical names as the next GM ... hahaha.

    What you gonna do you MOFs? Move to Boston? Hahahaha - loving it.
     
  12. HillBoy

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    The best way to stop that from happening is to change the focus of this thread to being about Tmac.
     
  13. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A note on Thibs: In regards to teams w/a coach, he found it too risky to wait around &amp; see if a team made a change. Saw, took opp in Minn.</p>&mdash; Jeff Zillgitt (@JeffZillgitt) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffZillgitt/status/722932189072093184">April 20, 2016</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    I want a 1st round pick...
    I want a good coach...
    I want to sign good free agents...

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0f6l1QljpMo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    You'll get nothing and like it!
    /JudgeSmails

    :mad:
     
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    JBB gets fired, Fitch gets the gig because anyone decent is gone. Turns out to be worse than JBB.

    During the season, Olajuwon keeps calling Fitch "Bill" in interviews.

    Howard opts in.

    Harden puts on 20 pounds this summer and marries a Kardashian no one has ever heard of.

    Beverley wrecks his Rolls. Survives, but misses first 3 months of the season. Jail, not injury.

    Capela works on his free throws. Gets worse.


    I've got to stop. This could go on forever.
     
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    Les sells the team, and new owner moves it out of Houston.
     
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    It's Finch, even CF can't get his name right! We're SCREWED!
     
  19. Deckard

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    Crap! I don't care. I'm leaving it. Besides, Dream might still call him Bill. ;-)-
     
  20. bulkatron

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    Dream probably doesn't even know who he is lol. And that's our lead assistant. Hooray!
     

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