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I humbly ask: please help me

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Sep 25, 2015.

  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    Guys, during the past couple of weeks, I have pooping a lot more frequently.

    Help.
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Good problem to have
     
  3. mvpcrossxover

    mvpcrossxover Member

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    um......rate your feces?
     
  4. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    2.73. Low quality output. :(
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Too hard or too soft?
     
  6. roxxfan

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    Soft.....
     
  7. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Liquid?
     
  8. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    How much fiber is in your diet?
     
  9. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Eat more steak. POOP STRONG!
     
  10. davidio840

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    Do you fart in the shower.. Then get out and wipe?
     
  11. FishBulb913

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    It's cancer. Rectal cancer.
     
  12. conquistador#11

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    "it's not always cancer" house. m.d:p
     
  13. moestavern19

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    Have you tried self-diagnosing online? Maybe you should send in a stool sample.

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  15. Roc Paint

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    Where in the F **k is CCorn?
     
  16. FTW Rockets FTW

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    What's the stink rating on a scale of 10?
     
  17. roxxfan

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    No liquid. Just very soft. Not too much fiber I don't believe. Umm typical stink factor maybe slightly elevated on looser releases.

    Can't really get a good deal shipping poo via next day air UPS.

    Literally pooping as I type this.
     
  18. Haymitch

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    Start up a GoFundMe campaign to help you deal with the extra costs you've accumulated from buying stuff on Amazon as you sit on the toilet.
     
  19. LonghornFan

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    HUGE fan of **** shopping. I bought a PS4 package in the middle of dropping tail.
     
  20. CCorn

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    Checking in.

    Has your alcohol intake increased or decreased over this time?
     

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