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Your Last or Worst Lie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Aug 6, 2012.

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  1. countingcrow

    countingcrow Contributing Member

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    Pretty simple concept.

    Describe the details of your last lie that could have had negative ramifications for you.

    Please don't bother posting anything that remotely resembles a white lie.

    I'll start.

    I was asked by my boss if I could cover an eight hour shift for an employee who was requesting a day off with only two days notice (like most employers, our employer requires two weeks worth of notice for vacation/personal days). The day that I was being asked to work falls on an off day for me. I'm normally a team player and would agree to work it on most occasions but the employee asking for the day off is a complete douchebag and in no way am I putting myself out to do any good deed for him. So, I lied and said that I had an appointment with an eye doctor this Friday that required dilation of my eyes and could not work the shift. I normally go out of my way to avoid having to lie about anything and in cases that I do lie I normally end up being remorseful. I can say that I feel no remorse whatsoever on this occasion. I just hope there isn't any bad karma coming my way as a result.

    I realize that most would regard the above example as minor and in contrast I expect some here will share some whoppers. If you'd prefer to share your worst lie ever instead of your last lie, then feel free. Let's hear them.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    ...I routinely tell my kid that his mom and I are taking a nap.
     
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    Some shocking revalations here, wouldn't have expected that. OP was alright, but the stories after that were incredible.
     
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    I lied when I said that I'm not redredemption.
     
  6. Rodman23

    Rodman23 .GIF

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    Daddy, why is mommy crying?
     
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    I KNEW IT, HA! WHO'S THE FOOL NOW?!

    Jontro
     
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    Rodman23 .GIF

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    I lied about being Dennis Rodman #23, I'm sorry for fooling anyone and causing any sort of misunderstanding.
     
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    I once repped coachbadlee with "nice thread - PtC"


    repercussion for my lie: he has hance made 5,000 crap threads...each one worst than the last...






    this is also a lie.
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Do you tell their mom what you do while she's napping?
     
  11. TreeRollins

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    Last lie i told - I am a liar.
     
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    Somebody asked me if I'd seen some movie that I'd never viewed - For some reason I replied yes.
     
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    I told my current boyfriend he was the father of my child.

    plutoblue



    (pluto, don't kill me, I'm just joking, :) )
     
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    Peer pressure, lol. you don't wanna seem out of the proverbial loop, lol.
     
  15. K mf G

    K mf G Contributing Member

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    this remotely resembles a white lie
     
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    The statement below is a lie.

    The statement above is the truth.
     
  17. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    "Just the tip"
     
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    I went to church but i don't believe in god...
     
  19. Rox11

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    How about all the customers that lie....
    "would you like to donate to blah blah blah"
    "no, i already donated...."
    :rolleyes:
     
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    i did not fap 4 times today
     

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