I find this funny. So… You Run Here Often? OK, here we go again Yao. Just keep cool… I’m cool, I’m cool… Good. Now easy does it. What I’d tell you last time? Head up, chest out. There you go. You look good. Are you sure? I feel sort of stupid. I mean, maybe I should put a shirt on, no? Yeah, I should probably put a shirt on… No, no, you look good. Confident. Big China man be bull, remember? Yes, big China man be bull… Perfect. OK, now here they come. Just play it cool… Oh my, they’re quite close. Um… um… You stay cool, you hear me? Don’t be ridiculous. But they’re so cute! Oh my, I don’t know about this. Maybe I should just turn arou– No! You are not turning around! You’re a ******* All-star! Start acting like one! They think I’m a freak. They do not think you’re a freak! Jesus. Now get it together, man. OK, here we go. Oh no, oh no, oh no… Smile… Oh no, oh no, oh no… Keep smiling… This is bad. This is sooooo bad… Aaaaaand… done. That’s it? That’s it. Did they look? Um, yeah. And? Well… besides you lookin’ like you were pinchin’ a loaf, I’d say the girl in orange seemed somewhat impressed. Seriously? Yeah, she checked you out a little bit. YES! SCORE! Woah, easy there Romeo; she just glanced at you. Could’ve been wondering what happened to the sun for all I know… TAKE THAT MUTUMBO! YAO IS TRUE SEX MACHINE! Oh, shut up…
...and then a ref whistles for goaltending. Yao should use that line whenever he blocks a shot. "When the buying stops, the killing can, too." He needs to do it in the most somber serious tone. And whenever the refs don't call someone fouling him, he should say, "can I write a check?"
The video on YouTube is on a smaller screen. The video on the link I posted originally is better. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XKj3nRYPRgQ"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XKj3nRYPRgQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
What a great message this commercial sends. I think it is a great choice for Yao to represent this issue. My respect for the man just jumped again. Awesome. Go Yao.
Thanks for the YouTube upload. Great commercial! I hope this will become a trend and more high profile players will follow Yao's lead and make socially-conscious ads.
Nah, he should let it bounce off his chest, and then Yao would reveal a Superman shirt/tattoo on his chest.....maybe have Shaq make a "wtf" appearance at the end.
