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Worst movie ever?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by arno_ed, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. SF3isBack!!

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    The Tv Show is awesome, M Night ruined the Movie.
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Anything involving Greg Araki.

    The people who mentioned movies like Birdman, Interstellar or There Will Be Blood in a conversation about the *Worst* Movie Ever just have terrible taste in life, and there's no helping that.
     
  3. Bob Barker 007

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    Left Behind
    The Lorax
    After Earth
     
  4. chow_yun_fat

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    Blair Witch Project. So awesome I walked out thirty minutes later.
     
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    Dayum, Digital Anvil, Chris Roberts and you, DD FTW!!!

    You just have to take it as a parody not so seriously

    YESSSSS, FLOP
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UNlnXYeU1Xs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    bewitched
    elysium
    Fool's Gold
     
  8. Bob Barker 007

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    Nope, Elysium was not that bad, definitely not worse than Left Behind (2014).

    The fact that I can shoot down a movie on pretty much anyone's list has to be a point in favor (against?) of Left Behind. The stock footage of the helicopter crash in the parking lot is the worst thing I have ever seen.
     
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    Might not be the woooorst of all time, but it's ratio of source material-to-another-medium might be the worst of all time.

    The cartoon was critically acclaimed - you'd hardly hear anyone speak negative about it. And you go from that to a stinky turd in the live-action movie. :eek:
     
  10. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Experience is probably better if you have kids, but as a high schooler watching it for the first time (and now as 25 year old watching reruns of it + its spinoff Korra), the experience doesn't diminish.

    One of the best American cartoons of all time.
     
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    Just watched Hot Tub Time Machine 2. Holy crap that was awful. The first one was stupid but kind of fun. This had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 0/10
     
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    I was going to say "Toys" (Robin Williams movie), because I distinctly remember hating it when I saw it in theaters long ago (I guess it would have been 1992). But looking back at the reviews, there are many which are surprisingly positive, so perhaps I just didn't get it.
     
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    There are only 2 movies I've ever seen in the theatre that sucked so much I fell asleep during the show.

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

    and...

    Brazil

    Both sucked donkey appendage.
     
  14. Nero

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    Sorry guys..

    The worst movie ever made is called Mutant Chronicles. Nothing else even comes close.

    Watch it if you dare, but be prepared for the pain.

    It had a 25 million budget and made maybe $4500 in theatrical release... The previews managed to make it actually look kind of cool; we still really haven't had a good 'steampunk/retro/war'-type movie, and this seemed like it may turn out to be something worth watching.

    But no. All it does is steal a couple hours of your life that you will never get back.

    Absolutely dreadful.
     
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    House of the Dead (2003) is the only movie that's ever compelled me to walk out of the theater and ask for my money back.

    You could lock me in a room with Battlefield Earth playing on repeat for 24 hours, and I'd still rather do that than see HOTD ever again.
     
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    In that vain, I would have to mention The Golden Compass. Great book series, bad-to-awful movie.
     
  17. Obito

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    The Cell was a garbage, disgusting film. It's okay if a movie is disgusting & it has a good plot.. but holy **** Cell is ****ing garbage.

    Catwoman
    Fantastic Four 2 (you make Galactus a cloud...seriously?)
    Green Lantern
    House of the Dead
    Adam Sandler's last.... 6 movies I think? That one where he played 2 characters almost made me dumber.
     
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    I have heard not much Good about PIXEL

    Rocket River
     
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    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Evan Almighty
     

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