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World’s Most Well-Endowed Man Struggles to Find a Job

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  1. Faos

    Faos Contributing Member

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    SFW - No disturbing video.

    <object id="flashObj" width="400" height="346" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&publisherID=1612833736" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=58370624001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.aol.com%2Faolvideo%2FAOL+News%2Fworlds-largest-penis%2F58370624001&playerID=10032373001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&publisherID=1612833736" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=58370624001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.aol.com%2Faolvideo%2FAOL+News%2Fworlds-largest-penis%2F58370624001&playerID=10032373001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="346" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object>
     
    #1 Faos, Jan 11, 2010
  2. steddinotayto

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    "Why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrinkwrap, and ****ing USE them?!"
     
    #2 steddinotayto, Jan 11, 2010
  3. MoonDogg

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    [​IMG]
     
    #3 MoonDogg, Jan 11, 2010
  4. SirCharlesFan

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    I remember reading about this guy in Rolling Stone magazine several years ago. I searched for an image on the internet...

    :eek:
     
    #4 SirCharlesFan, Jan 11, 2010
  5. Invisible Fan

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    I see what you did there Faos....
     
    #5 Invisible Fan, Jan 11, 2010
  6. WhoMikeJames

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    How can this guy not land a p*rn gig?
     
    #6 WhoMikeJames, Jan 11, 2010
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    mayzar faints
     
    #7 pippendagimp, Jan 11, 2010
  8. across110thstreet

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    he would host a public access show and Howard Stern used to make fun of him...
     
    #8 across110thstreet, Jan 11, 2010
  9. Deckard

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    Must not be that desperate for a job. 15 inches would get him a gig in the industry for sure.
     
    #9 Deckard, Jan 11, 2010
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    He said he doesn't want to do p*rn.

    Watching that video I can see why HBO didn't want him even with a giant member. The guy just seems very uninteresting and unattractive and seems to have this expectation that his giant johnson will get him mainstream work.

    One thing this guy does seem to prove is that penis size doesn't lead to life success..
     
    #10 rocketsjudoka, Jan 11, 2010
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    Asian?




    jk
     
    #11 Mr. Brightside, Jan 11, 2010
  12. AntiSonic

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    He probably passes out when fully erect.
     
    #12 AntiSonic, Jan 11, 2010
  13. GRENDEL

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    I thought he already had a job...

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 GRENDEL, Jan 11, 2010
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    You're confusing the man who has the world's biggest dick with the man who is the world's biggest dick.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Jan 11, 2010
  15. GRENDEL

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    yeah but they kind of look a like so close enough
     
    #15 GRENDEL, Jan 11, 2010
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    ha! Good one!
     
    #16 rocketsjudoka, Jan 11, 2010
  17. justtxyank

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    Jonah Falcon used to post on a message board I frequented about the Yankees. He probably still does, but I moved on. He was the biggest arse on the site.
     
    #17 justtxyank, Jan 11, 2010
  18. vaioavan63

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    Ok, this thread is worthless without pics. :)

    is what mayzar would say
     
    #18 vaioavan63, Jan 11, 2010
  19. SirCharlesFan

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    The dude's dick is probably too big for p*rn. I'm sure there's some niche market he could fit into, but...The most appropriate comparison for his penis is the part of your arm from your wrist to your elbow.
     
    #19 SirCharlesFan, Jan 11, 2010
  20. ClutchCityReturns

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    There seems to be some kind of misunderstanding.

    I've been employed for quite a while now...
     
    #20 ClutchCityReturns, Jan 11, 2010
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