My wife and I are trying to sell a property. We have had this conversation about 3 times already over different potential buyers Her: so did you call them to see what their offer is? Me: I already spoke to them yesterday Her: you should keep calling Me: I'm not going to call them every day, that doesn't make sense Her: this is a big deal! Call them again and tomorrow also so they don't forget! Me: alright alright Few days later Me: ok we agreed to a price. It's about 10% off the asking Her: i cant believe you couldnt get a better price out of them. You are a terrible negotiator I can't win
Where do you want to eat? You pick. Whatever you want is fine. How about that one place... No, not there.
Translation: I would like you to spout off a list of restaurants that I can shoot down one by one just for the fun of it.
This is literally everybody, including co-workers and family. I always remind them that they will get hungry again.
This is an interesting scenario of you think of yourself as a Palestinian and your wife as an Israeli. Or vice versa.
Advice to any single guys out there: If you find a woman who's truly reasonable, do everything you can to look past whatever less appealing qualities she may possess.
That is a decent litmus test to see how experienced the guy is with interacting with women and reading between the lines. A significant amount of conversation between most men and women is not literal.
Im so happy my wife does not speak english. We communicate by making hand gestures and most of the time I just point to where I want her to go. I make all rules.