Why is Whataburger ketchup so good?

I recently snuck into the plant where the Whataburger ketchup is made and packaged. I was disturbed to find the following on Whataburger ketchup:

IT IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE! OH GOD! NO!!!!!!!!

Not only this but I also found Whataburger ketchup is used at retirement homes in place of regular ketchup. Then, these people...when ketchup-ized enough and near the end...are wheeled into a room with a propaganda Whataburger video and pleasant music playing. Then, in the final act, they are force fed Whataburger ketchup via feeding tube until they are dead...at which time their bodies are taken to the manufacturing plant for processing into more Whataburger ketchup!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, WHATABURGER!!!!! TIS KETCHUP TIS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It's still good!

 

High fructose corn syrup.

 

To make it interesting, it was SIX AND A HALF years.

 

I don't like ketchup, but my girlfriend loves the Whataburger ketchup. Perhaps it's because it comes in the tub instead of a packet? This is a similar affect to when you get chips from a vending machine -- they just taste better.

 

HEB's no high fructose corn syrup ketchup is as close as you can get. Good stuff.

 

Really? Seriously? I cannot STAND Whataburger ketchup. It's the worst, by far. Tastes way too sweet and "off" in some way. Yecch.

And only commie pinkos spell it "catsup".

 

The bigger question is why does it read "Tomato" ketchup on the packet? Or bottles for that matter. Isn't "Ketchup" synonymous with Tomatoes? Or is there a Lettuce "Ketchup" somewhere I'm not aware of.

 

I think its mental. It's the same ketchup, but people tend to be stingy with packets. If you care about taste more than your health, try putting 4 ketchup packets onto your burger or fries and you will get the same effect.

I pour the entire tub on my burger and use 1 tub on my fries, because they suck without them...at least the cheaper ones do. It's fast food and I'm not paying more than $6 at a Whataburger.

 

MCDONALDS BUFFALO AND RANCH..........makes anything good

 

buy now at HEB

well, I guess I'm not the only one that's heading to HEB tonight:

Whataburger ketchup and mustard to be sold at H-E-B

 

Weird to see this. I got a B on that paper.

Back on topic, I'm gonna be stocking up on Spicy like it's y2k.

 

called it 5 years before "chick-fil-a sauce" came out. you win.

 

How do you remember what you got on a paper that you wrote four years ago?

 

Wait, what do you mean came out- can chick-fil-a's "Honey Roasted BBQ" sauce be found in stores now?!

 

The ketchup isn't that good. It's the convenience of it that makes it seem better than the rest.

Most other fast food places give you little packets of ketchup. Whataburger gives you ketchup that's already in a little bowl for you.

Same thing goes for Chik-Fil-A... they have ketchup that's already in a little bowl for you.

It makes it taste better.

 

Corn syrup.

 

While the convenience factor is nice, that Chik-Fil-A Heinz bull**** can't touch Whataburger's Fancy Ketchup. Not even close.

 

I was the only paper I wrote that semester and it was 100% of my grade for that class.

 

YOU A-HOLE!!!!

You made me think A-Train was back.