Why do girls... (call me manny jr... this is Very long)

Ok I never thought I'd make a thread about this.

(And no, I am not related to manny in any way.)

Right.... So Here's my situation


Dear abby,

A year ago things were fine for moe, he was a normal 17 year old from California, whose passion was the Oakland Raiders, and whose love was the Houston Rockets and its wonderful fan site cc.net with its cool BBS. He did not have many friends since he was homeschooled, he did not have things like girlfriends, driver's licenses, or jobs. Things changed for moe though. In March of 2002, he started hanging out more and more with 2 new friends (I will call them "Nick" and "Jason, which could be their real names) Nick was 18 and had a car, and Jason was 16 and had a fondness for mischief, so moe was drawn to them. for 2 months straight, moe hung out with "Nick" and "Jason" almost all day every day for about 2 glorious months. Now "Nick" and "Jason" had a friend, her name was "Laila" she was about 15 years old moe never really payed much attention to her.

moe observed how Nick and Jason (ok doing the quotations thing is annoying me now) would act like complete fools around Laila. moe did not much understand this. Jason especially drawn to Laila, moe could see this, for he had dated her twice already, both times they broke up. Paradise ended about the time Star Wars Episode 2 was in theatres. Its seems Nick's girlfriend, (I will refer to her as "the b****") was quite fed up with Nick's playful manner around Laila, and made the poor guy tell her that he didn't want to be around her anymore. Laila was brought to tears by this, moe felt something he hadn't felt before, high school drama. moe did not know quite how to feel, but he felt sympathetic, and probably a little horny. Nick asked Jason and moe what they thought he should do, Jason not being one to say anything bad kept silent, but moe told Nick that he needed to go and do some thinking alone.

Nick took moe's advice and left jason and moe at Laila's house. Not knowing Laila that well, moe stood in the parking lot for a few minutes while Jason consoled Laila and assured her everything would be ok. moe began to form feelings inside of his twisted mind. Where normally his biggest emotions flowed when Rich Gannon tosses a TD pass, he suddenly wished he was close enough to a girl like his friend Jason was.

Summer rolled along, things were going down the drain quickly, while Nick started spending more and more time with "the b****" moe and Jason hung out in moe's room, downloading rap music and playing GTA3. To Jason, he adored Nick as a friend, he looked up to him as almost a brother. Nick felt the same way, but "the b****" had something Jason did not... a vagina. moe watched as slowly Jason began to despise Nick more and more for choosing "the b****" over him. "the b****" knew Nick and Jason were very close, but "the b****" was a clever "the b****" indeed. "the b****" decided to act in a way Jason did not like, moe watched as it become almost unbearable for Jason to hang out with Nick, him and "the b****" anymore. About this time, Laila re-entered the picture. Having made up with "the b****" in a way, it seemed things were becoming better for people's stomachs. moe was very wrong. Jason ended a 2 month long relationship he was in to date Laila again. Laila dumped him for the 3rd time after a mere 4 days. Things began to go very downhill for Jason from this point on.

Jason began to get into things, very bad things. His relationship with Nick had gone way downhill, he was looking for other sources now. Jason started hanging out with the wrong crowd. moe did not like to see Jason do this, but he couldn't say enough to fill the void Jason felt. Soon, instead of Jason showing up every day at moe's house, he was at people's houses instead, smoking large amounts of mar1juana and watching the history channel with a 200 pound mexican girl. And then... There was Laila, the sweet little girl next door, or so I thought. With Jason now going out every night with his new crowd. moe was getting tired of "95.7 The Beat", being his new best friend while Nick and "the b****" made out on picnic tables. moe was lonely, but then Laila came into the scene. It was unlikely at first, moe had always known laila was pretty hot, but he didn't really think a girl like that would want to assoiciate with him.

Nick, moe, and "the b****" were hanging out one day, and they dropped by to pick up this girl. We went to a little strip mall. Laila was talking to "the b****" and out of nowhere started talking to moe. moe was glad a female was talking to him, besides the ones on those 900 numbers, then she asked if he wanted to go with her over to another store. moe was quite dumbfounded, Lailia was a hot girl, and she wanted to hang out with him. "maybe she was knocked out today and thinks I'm Josh Hartnett" moe thought to himself. Things did not end there, pretty soon Laila had pretty much replaced Jason as the 4th member of the group. While Nick and "the b****" were out playing their usual game of hide the banana, Laila and moe talked, talked, talked, talked... and maybe even... talked. moe was a shy person. he didn't talk a lot, but with Laila, he felt he could talk about anything. As long as he was with her, he felt freedom.

moe was smitten for the first time in his life. he had often thought Nick and Jason were fools for making idiots of themselves just for the companionship of a female. moe understood it all now. moe was psyched, when he was in bed at night now, instead of thinking about Playmate of the month, he was thinking about Laila, and what things might transpire tonight. Things went on like this for about a month, each night, moe was finding himself head over heels for Laila. moe was a foolish moe indeed though. After this glorious month and a half, things came crashing down for moe. For one night, Laila was talking as usual, but this time, she was talking about Jason, and how bad she missed him, and how bad she felt about not giving him another chance. (I guess he gets 3 more than any other guy does) anyways, moe was crushed, all this time, Laila wasn't really interested in him, she liked him merely as a friend.

moe was not a very happy person after this, the nightly talks continued, but now it was all about Jason. All they ever talked about now was his weed smoking ass. Laila felt she now that Jason was the one she truly loved and had to get him back. But who could drag him out of this drug mess and back into her life? It would have to be someone who was close to him, and someone she could easily convince... BINGO! Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury exhibit A - moe. Laila began her plan, moe listened to her and had the desire to make her happy. So one day, moe happened to mention to Jason that Laila wanted to give him another chance. moe still doesn't know just how sober Jason was when he heard this... but he found out quickly. Jason could sense moe was hurt by this, Jason said he was sorry that she felt this way for moe's sake (but certainly not for his Half-baked ass)

1 week later, Jason's back in the group again, all 5 of us now! a big happy family! Friday Night, OCT 30th or so. Biggest High School football game of the year, and the ****tiest moe has ever felt in his life. the whole game he watched as Jason and Laila were all over each other, attached to each other like velcro monkies. moe was seething, he looked over the bleachers and thought about jumping just to see if Laila would even give half a ****. Things happened though, Jason and Laili did eventually get back together. moe thought she would never give a damn about him ever again now that she had what she wanted from him. moe was wrong though. Laila didn't like to see moe left in the car while she and Jason went off, Jason was down for a while. But weed and parties are pretty high on his to-do-list. pretty soon he was only seeing her 2-3 times a week. Laila spent a lot of the days when Jason wasn't around with moe. they talked, they did plenty of thing. moe was a love sick 18 year old boy. Laila was a foolish 16 year old girl. moe wanted to be mad at her, but he couldn't, his feelings of anger instead were directed to Jason for being a prick and not spending enough time with her.

Laila and moe got really close when Jason wasn't around. closer than they had been before, moe now knew that Laila cared about him, but she still liked Jason more. moe waited for his chances, and plenty of them came, several nights he spent tormenting himself for not telling her what he truly felt. same thing again it would be, he would go out with her, they would talk about Jason and what an ass he is being, and not much more. One night, (Francis scores 44, Rockets beat Lakers) moe was busy watching a game. the hated hometown lakers were playing his rockets, but girls understanding men and sports is like men understanding girls and periods. Laila makes moe go out and talk to her again. Inspired by Francis actually not choking, moe half way tells Laila how he feels, not enough to get a reaction, but just enough to confirm what she already knew. Laila also tells him half way about what she felt, still, nothing is said about what they should do. moe feels some sense of relief, one that he didn't get rejected like Shaq did that night, and two, he had finally showed a little bit of scrotum.

Funny things happen, turns out Jason didn't even break up with his 200 pound mexican weed source until 3 weeks after he started seeing Laila again. She found out from Nick (because everyone knows Nick cannot keep his damn mouth shut.) about this. moe was very saddened to see Laila defend Jason's actions. he was quite frankly pissed off at the way she decided to disregard everything he did. Here she wanted Bluntman the future jailbird of america as her boyfriend, well she keeps moe in her glove compartment like a melting snickers bar.

Nowadays, moe doesn't see Jason at all. Nick is still moe's best friend. and Nick is still dating "the b****". moe still isn't sure to this day whats on Laila's mind. moe had a job at K-mart for a while, he forgot about her at times, which he thought was a good thing. Right now, moe is finishing up his last couple of projects before he graduates, in the past few weeks, Laila has come over to his house, she lays her head down on moe's shoulder and tells him all her problems. moe doesn't quite know what to do, she's been broken up with Jason for about a month now. She's distanced herself from everyone. moe still talks to her every once in a while, he thinks about her still. he wonders about her, if she's all right, he wants to make sure she's keeping out of trouble. because he cares about her greatly, she knows this. but she's still keeping her distance, like she's avoiding what might happen. moe ponders this pretty much every night now. his mind tells him to forget about her, his heart tells him he's never liked another girl on this earth besides her. his penis and right arm tell him that women are indeed a good thing and serve a very good purpose. so moe wonders, what would jesus do? but jesus seems to leave this one up to him. so he asks other people, but they don't tell him what he wants to hear. what the hell is moe's problem? - HALF INSANE AND HALF STUPID IN CALIFORNIA

 

like... thats deep man. Its like 3:30 AM and you thought of that? Damn! moe sees your point loud and clear.

 

thanks for your input fatty, I tell myself its just these damn 3 weeks left of high school where I have nothing to do but think about her that will drive me insane. I need to fly to Nepal for the summer and feed homeless people.

 

wow, thats really cool of you fat-dawg. thanks a bazillion.