We'll send Tessie Hutchinson, she's won the lottery once before... but in all seriousness, I say Battier, Morey, or Yao
Only because Morey will then trade Lebron James, Kyle Lowry, a future 1st rounder and two future 2nd round picks for the draft rights to land the yet to be born the second coming of Jesus Christ, who Morey would have learned his location and identity through statistics. Morey will then convince him (while still in his mother's womb) to ask God to hold off on the rapture and have the Rockets win no less then 2 championships every 7 years, until we draft him after 4 years in college and he leads us on a record breaking 45+ win season and a championship run.
I vote for Clutch the Bear. His reactions would be priceless. If we get the 1st pick... Spoiler If we get the 14th pick... Spoiler
Quote: Originally Posted by rockets934life Daryl Morey will show up to the Lottery and in an unprecedented move, he will resign and trade Hilton Armstrong/Jermaine Taylor for more ping pong balls. Those ping pong balls will allow us to win the lottery however in a stunning move he will trade the #1 pick, Battier, Jeffries and David Andersen for Lebron James. and we all live happily ever after... Only because Morey will then trade Lebron James, Kyle Lowry, a future 1st rounder and two future 2nd round picks for the draft rights to land the yet to be born the second coming of Jesus Christ, who Morey would have learned his location and identity through statistics. Morey will then convince him (while still in his mother's womb) to ask God to hold off on the rapture and have the Rockets win no less then 2 championships every 7 years, until we draft him after 4 years in college and he leads us on a record breaking 45+ win season and a championship run. i love the Morey thing's i lol every time
Lets be casual and low key about it. ..........So basically you can send anyone on the current roster, and most of the people there will be like, who the Fck is that?
