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Where's Clyde?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by pr0wler, Nov 28, 2019.

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  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    Fail. ****ing lame ass. Let me know when your nuts descend.
     
    #21 don grahamleone, Nov 29, 2019
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    Tilmans so cheap, that he wouldn't give a drowning customer a glass of water! just kidding, the drinks at the Toyota Center are mostly water anyways.

    One time, Tilman and his buddies went to a funeral. The deceased man asked Tilman and two of his friends to throw money into the casket via his will, per his religion. The first friend threw in a 20, the second friend threw in a 5, and Tilman threw in a check.


    :D Sorry I had to pull those out on you Don, I know your ribs probably weren't prepared for all that laughing this early in the morning!
     
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  3. pr0wler

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    I actually thought those were pretty funny. I got a solid laugh in :)
     
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  4. Os Trigonum

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    it's a Clyde night tonight
     
    #24 Os Trigonum, Nov 30, 2019
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    That was pretty original though. And your taking it seriously retroactively makes it funnier for some reason
     
    #25 LorneMalvo, Nov 30, 2019
  6. KingCheetah

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    Fern t*** broke AF.
     
    #26 KingCheetah, Nov 30, 2019
  7. pr0wler

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    I heard one "night in and night out" and even a "year in and year out" line from Clyde. I skipped the entire 4th quarter. Did I miss any other repeats of these?
     
    #27 pr0wler, Nov 30, 2019
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    So far in 6 games commentated, Clyde has used "Night in and night out!" a minimum of 12 times. I've pressed fast forward during most free throws, reviews, replays etc. so the true number is probably more than this.

    Also heard "day after night" and "night after night" this game as well for some added variety!
     
    #28 pr0wler, Dec 28, 2019
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    NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!

    The total is now at least 17 in 8 games, he's now at over 2+ per game commentating. Well done.
     
    #29 pr0wler, Jan 11, 2020
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    Is Clyde making a return to the commentary booth...?

    Does it feel like Saturday to anyone?
     
    #30 pr0wler, Dec 31, 2020
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    Harden ate him
     
    #31 xaos, Dec 31, 2020
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    At a strip club. But it's not what you guys think.....I mean literally not figuratively.
     
    #32 HP3, Dec 31, 2020
  13. Clutch City1993

    Clutch City1993 Bury Me In The H
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    Clyde's commentary is 65% laughter....literal laughter
     
    #33 Clutch City1993, Dec 31, 2020
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    Clyde was seen recently in the artic (FYI).
     
    #34 KingCheetah, Dec 31, 2020
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    I lol'd
     
    #35 DreamShook, Dec 31, 2020
  16. Scarface

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    Clyde has always been a Consummate Professional. I Hope He Retires a Rocket and then we bring back Calvin. Calvin and Bill make the broadcast so easy to listen to that it’s like Clubbing Baby Seals Night In and Night Out!

    Did I miss anything?
     
    #36 Scarface, Dec 31, 2020
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  17. Os Trigonum

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    pretty much have it covered
     
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    Oh I thought you meant Harden was clubbing Clyde's baby seal.
     
    #38 RedRedemption, Dec 31, 2020
  19. sirjesse

    sirjesse The Udoker has spoken!
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    Didn’t he used to glide a lot? Maybe he is outdoor sporting?
     
    #39 sirjesse, Dec 31, 2020
  20. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    This means Harden also consumed Clyde's tendencies to club baby seals, right?
     
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