Just finished a 10 hour day and what do I do? Check the BBS! Hey, I sent out around half a million in payments today, yet I am still poor.
AB, when am I going to be worked into your act. I've got the perfect idea: 1) Scene One: I come out acting like I'm tough and have street cred and all that stuff (think John Cena from WWE). You come out acting like the Carlton character from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Jokes are made on both sides that are in character. We both have costumes/wardrobe on that supports out character. 2) Scene Two: Change clothes onstage by taking off wig/moustache/top layer of clothes. Now I am the stuffy white male character from the corporate boardroom. You are now the Allen Iverson/50 cent character with jokes accordingly. I've left out many details, but let us be frank here. This takes you to the NEXT LEVEL. Right now you are on the brink. This takes you OVER THE TOP.
dude, you have seriously TOOOO much time on your hands... Wow, you fantasize about what you and AB are gunna do on stage
Sulking in my room because I just bombed a test so bad I think it will definitely affect the rest of my college career.
At work on lunch trying to figure out a way to make it the rest of the day without running into my boss. "Yeah.... we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow Peter." Love Officespace!
My boss used to date the lead singer of Ozomatli. They used to run a record label together, I think... Anyway, I'm at my house, not doing a damn thing... Just took a bubble bath, now I'm painting my nails... Gotta go to work in a half hour.
I'm at home. Right now I am typing the letter 's'. Um...there was supposed to be an 's' in there somewhere. Wow, I just typed 5 of the letter 's'. I just typed 2 more! Another one! THIS IS AWESOME. 3 more!
Please do not belittle my mighty accomplishments out of your own sense of inadequacy. 5 more! And a 'c' that sounds like an 's'. 5 1/2 more!
Qualifying the final thermal and acoustic fix on the fansink for the new PCI-E Nvidia G-Force 6200 graphics card.
I believe I have a better idea. 1. Prior to AB's set, t_j drags a barstool to the front of the stage and quietly sits down, saying nothing. 2. AB gets on stage, and proceeds to shave every bit of hair from t_j's head. t_j remains completely silent, though a few tears may well up. 3. t_j brings a broom and a dustbucket on stage, and (still silent) sweeps his shorn hair into the dustbucket as AB points out hairs the broom may have missed. 4. t_j sits indian-style on the floor at the rear of the stage, quietly weeping over his lost hair for the entirety of AB's set. 5. AB finishes his set and leaves the stage. A few seconds later, t_j angrily grabs the broom and dustbucket and runs offstage sobbing loudly, tripping down the stairs and spilling the contents of the dustbucket in the process. 6. Security removes t_j from the building.
