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What's Aunt Jemima up to These Days?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by davidghall, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. davidghall

    davidghall Member

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    While I don't think Aunt Jemima would be the IDEAL head coach of the Houston Rockets, I certainly think she would be an upgrade. Fictional character or not. With Jemima at the helm, we would definitely see more ball movement, less low percentage threes, and quicker momentum killing time outs.

    This week I've extended my list of head coaches I would replace Kevin McHale with to include Margaret Thatcher, Aunt Jemima, Newt Gingrich, and Barbara Walters. I say if any of these candidates are available, we go for it.
     
  2. ThaShark316_28

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    So, what did y'all do for Halloween last night?
     
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    Drank....alot
     
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    He had waited twenty years to return it. Someone must have seen him, because the police were at his door. It would only be a fling - she wasn't about to break up the happy home.

    He had enjoyed ten years of being totally irresponsible.

    Bacon sandwiches always reminded her.
     
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    A few of us dressed as Mexican gangsters and my friend dressed up as Donald Trump. It was a good night.
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Aunt Jemima teams have the reputation for defenses that looks like they're stuck in molasses. Do not want.
     
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    The stress is getting to us.
     
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    Aunt Jemina? This is ain't funny
     
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    Exactly. And then the ball will get sticky and all the Linfans will come back to remind us of how bad that is and how Harden is not a FLOOR GENERAL.
     
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    So what your saying is a black woman would make a better coach than Mchale? That's racist and sexist. White males are ppl too.
     
  12. davidghall

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    That's why I included Newt Gingrich in my list of coaching upgrades.
     
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    Sneak in jvg in an aunt Jemima costume
     
  15. davidghall

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    I would be 100% behind this as well, but right now all I'm looking for is an upgrade at the position, and Jemima definitely gives us that.
     
  16. Zboy

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    I will tell you who would want Aunt Jemima.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. J Hard

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    Exactly why European caucasians look down on American caucasians, smh.
     
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    Bring back Sampson!
     
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    I'm offended
     
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    I also want some pancakes and waffles now
     

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