What type of pickup bball player are you?

retired

 

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My Bad, Mr. Freeze, and Misses All Game but Banks in a 3 to Win the Game.


You probably don't want to play with me

 

What I said last year:

 

both the football player as well as the player coach

 

I'm the one leaving saying: "Hey, hit me up when ya'll are done. Maybe we can hit the driving range or get nine holes in if it isn't too late."

 

Boooooo.

 

It's not on here but I'm pretty much Mr. Injury-prone. Strained calf, hyperextended or sprained knees, or a tweaked ankle will take me out of the game 5 minutes in. I will recover a month or so later ready to ball again, only to get hurt again.

When it comes to the video I am most closely Miss All Game and Bank in the Winning Three.

 

It's funny how many of these apply to Ultimate. I'm definitely the player-coach.

 

I'm the one who always apologizes. haha.

 

I'm the guy who lulls the guy I'm guarding into sleep by sucking so much on offense. I then make him look like a chump by playing junkyard defense. Everyone tells me I played great in a most improved player type of way.

 

Cuttino Mobley with bad knee

 

man I hate that tall guy that's allergic to the key

I'm definitely the imaginary dunker back when I played pick up ball, I'm more like the almost dunker but tries all the time after games and makes 1 in like 20 tries

 

I'm the 3&D guy, kinda like Shane Battier. I have the worst handles ever. I can shoot decently and I hustle my ass off on defense.

Often, guys sag off me so I do a back door cut for an easy layup.

 

I am 6'3 and I get in the post often. I am about 210 so I can hold my own in there but man it gets boring being down there when every short **** playing jacks up 3's all day and the ball bounces 15 feet off the rim just for another jackoff that sucks to miss again.

That being said, when I am playing with people I don't know randomly I will be the tall guy shooting 3's. If I am playing with my friends then I get in the post all day.

 

I'm one of the best recreational pickup bball players in my subdivision.

 

I'm the 3 and no-D guy.

I don't cross the half-court line unless the ball goes out of bounds on the other end.

 

I'm the superstar on the court.

 

It changes , some games all about setting up easy buckets. Sometimes look to score a lot depending on match ups.