I figured that we could use a thread where we vent about petty annoying things day to day sights that grind away at us. I figured it'd be something like Peter's show segment in the Family Guy. LNSFW <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bGjwMMlUhCQ?fs=1&hl=vi_VN"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bGjwMMlUhCQ?fs=1&hl=vi_VN" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling. Here are some things that really grind my gears. * People who can't drive (ie don't use signals, stop for no reason, double park, asians, old white people, slowing down on the freeway just to check out the cop writing a ticket etc) * When someone doesn't flush in a public restroom. * \/\/h3n ppl tyP3 lik di$. Is that suppose to be cute? * People who sag their pants. Seriously, you're asking to get a free poke in the butt. * Being loud and obnoxious at the movie theater. * People who borrow things and never bother to return it right away once they're finish using it. Had to be ask to return it.
When a plane taxis in, comes to a complete stop, and the seatbelt light is turned off as cue to begin using a zipper method of sorts to deboard the aircraft. The further back in the plane you are, the longer you tend to sit. (especially if you are tall guy like myself you tend to stand with your head at a goofy angle anyway). What pisses me off, is when that ******* three rows behind you jumps up and races ahead four rows to only be stopped by the line of people patiently waiting to exit the plane. Nothing makes me want to punch you in the back of the ahead more than this *******. If you are this person, happen to be on my flight, do this to me, and get punched in the back of the head- well, you were warned.
people who make noise when they eat. for some reason i was cursed with acute awareness when it comes to peoples' eating habits. people who weave through traffic with no signal lights. entitlement. greed. hypocrisy. people who won't leave a great tip for great service. people who whine about inane **** or give us minute-by-minute updates all day on facebook.
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People who don't know the difference between Manet and Monet. People who say "Creep" is their favorite Radiohead song. People who make jokes about your first name as if you've never heard them before. People from Akron Ohio who are Yankees and Cowboys fans. People who talk on the internet like 12 year olds texting. People in general. People who think Tyler Perry is funny.
Women with perfect butts who pretend to be pissed when I look at them. What? oh, and people lecturing me about my dog who I took literally off the streets as a 5mo old stray, and she preceded to chase a mountain lion up a tree to save the neighborhood. She's a hero.
