I don't mean to offend, but what's the big deal with cursing. It is a part of every language and a means of expression. Not really that big of a deal to have 10 pages of post on it. Sorry, just saying.
This thread is great, because I always assumed DaDakota's signature was a reference to a bra size. (Why else sign your post... your name is on the left?) Complaining about asterisks because of children/respect is fabulous even without the signature.