What injury will TJ pick up next?

I tried hard not to laugh. I really tried.

 

Breaks foot on a homeless person

 

fail. and not funny.

 

I say Grade 3 jaw fracture when he does that stupid flex arm and open mouth wide thing after making a lay up

 

Overflowing vaginal discharge is what I am calling his next excuse.

 

lol, sure...why not

 

I voted Cut his finger on a stripper thong from one of Harden's stripper babes LOL. :grin:

 

All are possible except the one involving scoring a winning basket.

 

hurt feelings from reading the GARM

 

I wish Morey would waive him before anything else happens to him. Maybe he needs a change of teams to help out with his injury issues.

 

Yeah, that one is pretty unrealistic.

 

I didn't want to laugh. I came into this thread with a "poor guy he just has horrible luck" mindstate.. but that was too funny..

 

1. Lyme disease from deer tick
2. Mono
3. Botfly, shooting hand
4. Morgellons
5. Ingrown toenail
6. Abscessed molar
7. Jury duty, got selected

 

hes played 45 games out of 56 which is not that bad. dwight and beverley are also at 45 games played

 

The super Herpes. Book it.

 

Lost some of eye lid hair while pricking it

 

Menopause.

 

I think we're poking fun at HOW he misses games, not the sheer amount. Like last year, yeah it was the whole year almost, but still it was how he missed those games.

-Freak injury with the drop foot, nerve thing
-Freak injury with the punctured lung
-Freak injury with the lacerated eyelid
-Freak injury with the concussion caused by a car accident

 

First known diagnosis of Zikabola