Luckily for you, I don't speak French. Otherwise I would clap back with great fury and extreme vengeance.
I wear Gucci it's lasted me forever and smells great, spay about 3 squirts a day. I like the Beckham cologne and I AM KING too.
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Actually, I will be the third to say L'Homme by Yves Saint Laurent. All you need is one good cologne, not several, and this is it.
Pretty sure she didn't bc she only likes KEEYANballa and not SLANDballa, sorry buddy, nice try though, it was cute.