Wanna be a baller shot caller , 28 blow a lead gonna lose a game tonight..

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It didn't rhyme either I'm disappoint @ u

 

I wish Lawson was taller not smaller i

 

We got many stars, but go too hard at the pub
meanwhile fans pay too much to watch this club

our superstar is railing a kardashian
and our playoff savior last year looks like an amphibian

 

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Trevor Ariza I wanna squeeze ya
I'm thinkin bout to Lawson when you see me flossin
High as **** bout to put him in a coffin
Damn that's my boy he's a balls
O nvm that's that dude igodala
Harden draws fouls you know that's true
But I like boys and bogut does too
Chilled with Livingston and got some stinky pinky
But I said try Lawson pull over when I saw his winkie

 

They wipe tears
While I wipe finger prints off lead
They said shoot for the stars
I say sign Luther Head

 

boi you tryna rap battle?
your rhymes sound like the rockets defense; that of some fat cattle
people jumping off this bandwagon like flies
as you hear the cries of all the sour fans lives
we came into the season, expecting a championship
but really, we've just looked like ****
Harden plays lazier than my cat
Corey Brewers market aint worth a spat
Terrence Jones game hit rock bottom with a splat
even cleanthony early getting more action than us, with that ratatat
now really what we need to do
to give these rockets a ******* clue
is to show up to the game in yellow and blue
and yell CUUUURRRYYYYY CURRRYYYY
until the rockets start off playing like they're in a hurry.

 

Harden wanna be a baller, shot caller, 30 point game, win percentage getting smaller

 

Wanna be (have) a....

team with some heart.. and care in them
Unfortunately from the start... it wasn't there in them

Too much to ask for a little hustle and will
Searching for leadership, but H&H don't fit the bill.

On top of all that, the coaching is lacking
Should be planning playoffs, but my team is slacking


Rockets are having the worst season, considering expectations, of any season I can remember. Only Enron's first season can compare.

 

You trying to rap fight?
I'll have you posterized more than Brandon knight
I might be white but my ass is tite
I'm so rich I traded rondo for Brandon wright
Step to me you can suck these dicks (no offense it's just settin up a sick one)
I'm stacking paper like Boston does draft picks
You wanna talk about women? I got these whores
Asses so fat and younger than the okafors
Like lance Armstrong I've got one ball
If I had to smash a wizard it would be John wall
Dudes like me we go hard every day
I like girls unlike Rudy gay
You can catch me in my moms basement when I'm rappin
You can catch me on clutch fans when I'm fappin
I get real hard when the rockets win
Kinda like tinman when he watches Jeremy Lin

 

Better song

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you'd rail john wall? Why don't you give him a call
Unlike the Rockets, someone that isnt Harden would get a ball
bickerstaff and mchale had no clue
isoing harden all game? Yeah, that's true
People blaming his play cause the shoe
but really.... he's just poo
let's face it, he's the worst superstar
his effort is so bad, even I could raise the bar
Everytime I see harden iso, I put a quarter in a jar
and by the end of the season, ill be living in madagascar
enough of this; why does jones get minutes over dmo?
before the games does he give JB some blow?
why is it he turns the ball over when he gets down low?
mega-scrub brewer getting more minutes over thornton
he so skinny he looks like a damn skeleton
id trade him for any player; get troy daniels back
maybe that'll get the 3 point shooting back on track
brewer just out there playing like hes on crack
his 3pt percentage makes my rockets joy lack
everytime ariza puts the floor on the ball, its bad news
even worse having a team thats run by uneducated jews
the only reliable shot is james hardens step back twos
but oh well, we're still gonna lose.

 

I love the Houston Rockets but dang some y'all hill billy raps... Ya know..

 

Always knew the song, but I didn't know he was from here.