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[Video] Captain Jackass - The Finale

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by 13 in 33, Apr 28, 2015.

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  1. I'm Tom Brady

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    First time seeing his face, and just as I suspected there is some autism in there for sure
     
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  2. Spooner

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    There is no way to tell that. Take it easy
     
    #62 Spooner, Jul 8, 2015
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  3. Blurr#7

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    Not amused any longer, dude jumped the shark.
     
    #63 Blurr#7, Jul 9, 2015
  4. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    unnecessary
     
    #64 kaleidosky, Jul 9, 2015
  5. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    i think this dude wants to be the next vince mcmahon. He's building up quite a library for a career in the WWE
     
    #65 kaleidosky, Jul 9, 2015
  6. Rockston

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    I'd shell out 60$ to see Brock Lesnar whoop his ass, Suplex City b****!
     
    #66 Rockston, Jul 9, 2015
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    Man, he's really bitter about being a fan of the 3rd best NBA team in Texas, isn't he?
     
    #67 rocks_fan, Jul 9, 2015
  8. I'm Tom Brady

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    #68 I'm Tom Brady, Jul 9, 2015
  9. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Exactly what I was thinking. The guy's videos still make me laugh.
     
    #69 AroundTheWorld, Jul 9, 2015
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    He is unnaturally harsh on the rox, but he brings up compelling points sometimes...
     
    #70 dachuda86, Jul 9, 2015
  11. BelieveIt Again

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    his new video made it to worldstar
     
    #71 BelieveIt Again, Jul 9, 2015
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    It was a mistake to do this without his mask. There is a REASON we never see Master Chief's face: it allows us to insert a face from our own imaginations, which is invariably more interesting and entertaining than the real thing.

    Too late now though, this kid thrown away the mystique. What's he gonna do NOW? Put the mask back ON next season as the Mavs slide into the lottery?
     
    #72 Nero, Jul 9, 2015
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    These last two vids were the best yet. The "**** YOU, conditionally" line reminded me of that Christian Bale line in his rant a little while back "You and me ARE THROUGH, professionally".

    And then in the last video he backtracks when he realizes he's basically stating that he's going to assault Deandre Jordan even though he had already stated that if he ever saw Chris Paul OR HIS SON on the street he would punch him in the face. So good. I still can't decide how much is an act or not. The anger is clearly real but a lot of the humor seems unintentional, though he may know exactly what he is doing.
     
    #73 RunninRaven, Jul 9, 2015
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    His newest vid was shared pretty widely and, unsurprisingly, it is easily his most viewed.
     
    #74 shastarocket, Jul 9, 2015
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    Watching his videos during the Mavs rebuilding years is going to be a fantastic pleasure
     
    #76 stab, Jul 9, 2015
  17. DFWRocket

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    I bet his mom is so proud of him
     
    #77 DFWRocket, Jul 9, 2015
  18. I'm Tom Brady

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    Sorry to hear about your son.

    But this Cap'n Jackass kid really seems to be down with some high-functioning autism, and anyone who thinks it's "unnecessary" to point it out, or joke about it, let me remind you it's just as inconsequential to do so. It's the reason why we've come to know him; do any of you seriously think normal functioning people would just do this for kicks? Get your head out of the sand, human consciousness is an abyss.
     
    #78 I'm Tom Brady, Jul 9, 2015
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ge-SfYxfJDo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #79 Pistol Pete, Jul 9, 2015
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    He totally lost me because it wasn't really Rockets related....

    then he got this crazy look in his eye and said, "This isn't over."

    This. Dude. Is..... certifiably awesome.
     
    #80 don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2015
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